Knock-Knock
1. basics:
- name: Allison
- age: 22
- location: Pasadena, MD
- shoe size: 9 1/2......its crazy because I'm only 5'5 and I have big feet. Thankfully they don't look really huge!
2. favourites
- who`s your favourite comedian & why? Jim Breuer (sorry his last name might be spelled wrong) and Robin Williams. Jim Breuer really has retarded stupid humor that really cracks me up. Just alone with the voices he does...really great. Then Robin Williams...well there is something comforting about him. His humor is good-natured, and truly just cute and funny. I also like him from back in his Mork and Mindy days! :)
- what cartoon do you like best & why? (if you don`t watch cartoons, you better have a damn good reason for it!!) South Park.....Cartman is sooo funny and the Thanksgiving Special with Starvin Marvin is my absolute favorite, "Starvin Marvin we need to share, so why don't you give me some of that pie?" hehehehehe, or the one where he is a cop for a day "Respect My Authoritaaaaaaaa" hehehehehe classic!
- what song makes you laugh & why? Anything by Wesley Willis. He was a schizo black guy that just sang random stupid songs like: Rock N Roll McDonalds, I'm Sorry That I Got Fat, I Whupped Batmans Ass.....very funny..go to Kazaa and download some of those songs, if anything they will at least put a smile on your face! I appreciate silly humor!
- what`s your favourite joke? What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?? Christopher Walken. hahaha I'm so sorry if I offended anybody, but this joke did make me chuckle. Its the only one I can think of immediately off the bat that wasn't like a page long. Don't worry, if accepted I'll have nicer jokes. :P
3. getting to know you better
- tell us a funny story that`s happened to you or someone you know (you get bonus points if it`s embarassing, and you`re probably accepted already if it`s kinky! ;> ) Wow I have so many funny stories. Ok here is my favorite, well at least my friends' favorite. When I was in 2nd grade, I had these tacks. Well this little boy that just really got on my nerves, pissed me off that day. I don't know why, maybe he wasn't sharing the markers...who knows. But he got up and I went over to his chair and put a tack on it. hehehehe he sat on it and then just got up and screamed!! Well everyone saw me do it, so I got in trouble. That made me more mad, so I put a tack on the teacher's chair. Heehehe well she didn't like that so much, so I got sent to the office and then I got sent home. I went to private school, so I was always getting into trouble, and usually it was over some really stupid, so my mom didn't believe in majorly punishing me. So that day we went to go see Santa and he was at lunch or something. My mom was talking to one of the other moms in the line, so I went up to Santas chair and put a tack on it. hehehehehehhe needless to say I got in very big trouble and wasn't allowed to see Santa that year. hehehehe, I'm such a michevious person!
- make up a joke on the spot. (please don`t paste from the internet, we check. bonus points are awarded for effort and originality) Ok this is going to be terrible:
What do you call a lifeguard who got arrested for indecent exposure?
--A piece of good ass.
Oh my god that so wasn't funny...hehehe I have some other jokes, but they aren't appropriate at all. I'm not trying to offend people on my application, hehe.
- tell us a funny/unusual fact (from your general knowledge). about anything/anyone. "The human head weighs 8 pounds" hehe sorry I love that Jerry Maguire kid.
umm, And octopus has 8 penis's and when they are having sex with other octopus's the female bites one of them off. My science teacher told me that in like 10th grade.
- link us to a site that`ll make us laugh. (it can be a pic, a cartoon, a sound, a game, whatever, as long as it doesn`t take more than 5 mins to check it out)
http://www.rathergood.com
http://www.joecartoon.com
both are excellent!
- post a pic of yourself, but make sure you`ve read the rules before you do.
I am the one in the green shirt on the right. We fell in that bush. It was kinda funny!
- and one last thing.. we`re trying to get this community running, so please promote us to another one before applying, and link us. we`ll check.
Ok I linked you guys too:
colormeawesome
Thanks for reading my application!