DICKS

[_tiger__lilly_]

I am going to open up a restaurant called Dick's. The waitors (no waitresses) will have to wear either red or black hot pants. Possibly G strings, cause all of them will have hot asses to show off. Everyone will be alowed to slap their asses whenever they want. The hot pants or g strings will only come in one size, so the men will all have to have

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[_blind_eyes_]

Hahaha, fuck Jen.. I love you!

Good news, I brought my rape whistle with me to Toronto like you told me to and I didn't have to use it once!

[_tiger__lilly_]

Im so glad !! Bring it with you everywhere!