I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW.
Ben must think I'm absolutely fucking insane.
No, wait, he knows I'm crazy.
If he only knew, if he only knew. I, on the other hand, KNEW it was a good idea to ally with Kiji. Oh shit. I cannot wait to see Do running around on fucking FIRE.

I love you so much.

Hey. ♥

SHIT. AUGHHH LOOK AT THE TIME.
Ben, could you please tape Survivor for me tonight? I totally got caught up researching for my speech and I'm on this REALLY GOOD TRAIN OF THOUGHT and if I stop now, even for Jeff Probst, I will never, ever get started again. I love you and thank you, gunslinger~~ <3 <3

"If you cannot understand my argument, and declare 'It's Greek to me', you are quoting Shakespeare; if you claim to be more sinned against than sinning, you are quoting Shakespeare; if you recall your salad days, you are quoting Shakespeare; if you act more in sorrow than in anger, if your wish is father to the thought, if your lost property has ( Read more... )

I should totally try out for Survivor. I would kick so much fucking ass - I mean, hell, they had that one legged guy on there, so why couldn't I do it? And besides, Ben and I could use a million bucks. Hahahaha.

( Cut for depressing shit. )

Oh man, this icon is so hot. Hahaha, getting beat up has its advantages.

Oh, apparently, I can change my username for free... any suggestions?

Well, that... was an unexpected occurance.
Sanji just came to my office, peace offering in hand, and apologized for... everything. I apologized, too, I mean REALLY, it never was my place to determine who was and wasn't good enough to date Ace.
I guess things are resolved. Well, that's good, I never really liked hating anybody.
Except Alvida.