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[_torturedslyth_]

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[miss___daphne]

CARIBBEAN. Let's go.

[_torturedslyth_]

DAPHNE. Get me drunk. Do you know I haven't drank in over a YEAR?!

[miss___daphne]

OK! Come to my room! Let me liqour you up into telling me about this professor...

[marloww]

You're not going anywhere.

[_torturedslyth_]

Oh really?

Whatcha gonna do to stop me?

In very non-sexual ways, please.

Because sex would be awkward.

[marloww]

Wouldn't it? I know someone who'd want to watch.

But um, don't make me come over there and lock you in your room to keep you from leaving!

...

You scared?

[_torturedslyth_]

Probably. I mean, we never tried, and you're very pretty... but sorry Marlow, I just can't shag you.

I do, too. That's freaky.

Terrified.

But only if you lock yourself in here with me.

[many_more_miles]

Interesting how quickly you run away.

[audrik]

The sex was great, by the way.

[many_more_miles]

Say good-bye to your career if I ever find any proof of this.

[audrik]

Best of luck to you.

[riley_s_od]

Okay Bye.

[many_more_miles]

Fuck off, O'Dannihugh.

[_torturedslyth_]

You'd miss your ex-drinking buddy.

Speaking of which, I need one, as I told Daphne.

But you're all honors boy now, eh? Do you still party?