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[_torturedslyth_]

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess...

I stunned her ass and stole her shoes.

And I must say, that fairy godmother did a good job on them. My feet are very happy.

Merry Christmas to me!

Comments

[many_more_miles]

You don't need more shoes.

[_torturedslyth_]

You know what I need?

[many_more_miles]

Food and water.

[_torturedslyth_]

Not the response I was expecting, but sounds good. Bt nix the water. I want hot chocolate. :)

[riley_s_od]

Did you at least hide the evidence?

[_torturedslyth_]

I had someone else do it for me. I don't like doing the dirty work. ;)

[marloww]

See, I would have gone for the crown.

[_torturedslyth_]

Go figure you go for the gold.

The shoes probably cost more anyway.

[marloww]

I guess that's just the Gryffindor in me.

The crown would like with my shade of hair, I reckon'.

[_torturedslyth_]

So about this best friendship thing.

It requires this thing called quality time, or some such ridiculousness.

Care to give it a try sometime? I hear it can be rather enjoyable.