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More Jessi moments. :] Hey, I have a lot of them to get through...
MattJacksIt0ff: Omg you should be a writer.
MattJacksIt0ff: How hilarious would it be if you wrote LOST.
MattJacksIt0ff: And on the very last episode like 5 years after the show has been on.
MattJacksIt0ff: They reveal "Dan".
Whea owns it: ROFL. I should write a spoof.
MattJacksIt0ff: And it goes THE RING THE RING -chomp chomp chomp-
Whea owns it: LMFAO!!!!
MattJacksIt0ff: And then goes mmmmmm, that's good!
Whea owns it: "WHAT, NO KETCHUP?"
Whea owns it: "I ORDERED THIS WITH SWEET 'N' SOUR SAUCE..."
MattJacksIt0ff: Then the show ends. With no closure. Just...everyone eaten by a dinosaur named Dan that speaks english and wants a ring.
Whea owns it: That would be the ending line too.
MattJacksIt0ff: L
MattJacksIt0ff: M
MattJacksIt0ff: M
MattJacksIt0ff: F
MattJacksIt0ff: A
MattJacksIt0ff: O
MattJacksIt0ff: "I ordered this with sweet 'n' sour sauce..."
MattJacksIt0ff: THE SIDEBARS...
MattJacksIt0ff: OF...
MattJacksIt0ff: FREEDOM!
MattJacksIt0ff: MY SIDEBARS WILL SHOW THEIR GREAT RESOLVE.
Whea owns it: AND THEIR LIBERTY AND FAITH IN GOD!!!!!
Whea owns it: AS THEY FIGHT THE BULLIES IN IRAQ THAT STOLE THE PEACEFUL REECE'S PEACIES.
Whea owns it: -STANDING OVATION-
MattJacksIt0ff: AND THE BULLIES THAT TRIED TO FORCE THEM DOWN.
Whea owns it: AND WE WILL RISE OVER OUR OBSTACLES WITH TRIUMPH AND JUSTICE.
MattJacksIt0ff: FOR FREEDOM!!!!!!!
Whea owns it: ...WITH BIBLES STUFFED INTO OUR PANTS!!!!!
MattJacksIt0ff: ...
Whea owns it: "My name's George. Mr. Bush if ya nasty."
MattJacksIt0ff: stop.
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO.
Whea owns it: WE WILL FIGHT FOR GOD!!!!!!!
Whea owns it: FOR FREEDOM!!!!!
MattJacksIt0ff: this guy scares me.
MattJacksIt0ff: this is why religious people scare me.
Whea owns it: FOR KLONDIKE BARS!!!!!!!!!!!
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO.
MattJacksIt0ff: I went to a random thing where you give a name and it tells you your "ideal job"
MattJacksIt0ff: well I put Matthew, and my ideal job was a bungee jump tester.
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO. So I was like wow ok that's rude and/or stupid...so I was like "I'll trick it!" and then I did it again but put "Matt"
MattJacksIt0ff: ...and it said my ideal job would be a princess.
Whea owns it: fuck you red
Whea owns it: fuck you dead
Whea owns it: LMAO I MADE A POEM
MattJacksIt0ff: Wow. Such untapped talent.
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO
MattJacksIt0ff: :o
MattJacksIt0ff: :O
Whea owns it: :O
Whea owns it: :Oo
Whea owns it: :oooooo
Whea owns it: OMG A CATERPILLAR
Whea owns it: :o0o0o0o0o0o0o
MattJacksIt0ff: ...no.
MattJacksIt0ff: sorry.
Whea owns it: :o0o0o0o0o0o
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
by Eric Carle
MattJacksIt0ff: you did not discover a new netspeak species.
MattJacksIt0ff: Omg you should be a writer.
MattJacksIt0ff: How hilarious would it be if you wrote LOST.
MattJacksIt0ff: And on the very last episode like 5 years after the show has been on.
MattJacksIt0ff: They reveal "Dan".
Whea owns it: ROFL. I should write a spoof.
MattJacksIt0ff: And it goes THE RING THE RING -chomp chomp chomp-
Whea owns it: LMFAO!!!!
MattJacksIt0ff: And then goes mmmmmm, that's good!
Whea owns it: "WHAT, NO KETCHUP?"
Whea owns it: "I ORDERED THIS WITH SWEET 'N' SOUR SAUCE..."
MattJacksIt0ff: Then the show ends. With no closure. Just...everyone eaten by a dinosaur named Dan that speaks english and wants a ring.
Whea owns it: That would be the ending line too.
MattJacksIt0ff: L
MattJacksIt0ff: M
MattJacksIt0ff: M
MattJacksIt0ff: F
MattJacksIt0ff: A
MattJacksIt0ff: O
MattJacksIt0ff: "I ordered this with sweet 'n' sour sauce..."
MattJacksIt0ff: THE SIDEBARS...
MattJacksIt0ff: OF...
MattJacksIt0ff: FREEDOM!
MattJacksIt0ff: MY SIDEBARS WILL SHOW THEIR GREAT RESOLVE.
Whea owns it: AND THEIR LIBERTY AND FAITH IN GOD!!!!!
Whea owns it: AS THEY FIGHT THE BULLIES IN IRAQ THAT STOLE THE PEACEFUL REECE'S PEACIES.
Whea owns it: -STANDING OVATION-
MattJacksIt0ff: AND THE BULLIES THAT TRIED TO FORCE THEM DOWN.
Whea owns it: AND WE WILL RISE OVER OUR OBSTACLES WITH TRIUMPH AND JUSTICE.
MattJacksIt0ff: FOR FREEDOM!!!!!!!
Whea owns it: ...WITH BIBLES STUFFED INTO OUR PANTS!!!!!
MattJacksIt0ff: ...
Whea owns it: "My name's George. Mr. Bush if ya nasty."
MattJacksIt0ff: stop.
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO.
Whea owns it: WE WILL FIGHT FOR GOD!!!!!!!
Whea owns it: FOR FREEDOM!!!!!
MattJacksIt0ff: this guy scares me.
MattJacksIt0ff: this is why religious people scare me.
Whea owns it: FOR KLONDIKE BARS!!!!!!!!!!!
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO.
MattJacksIt0ff: I went to a random thing where you give a name and it tells you your "ideal job"
MattJacksIt0ff: well I put Matthew, and my ideal job was a bungee jump tester.
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO. So I was like wow ok that's rude and/or stupid...so I was like "I'll trick it!" and then I did it again but put "Matt"
MattJacksIt0ff: ...and it said my ideal job would be a princess.
Whea owns it: fuck you red
Whea owns it: fuck you dead
Whea owns it: LMAO I MADE A POEM
MattJacksIt0ff: Wow. Such untapped talent.
MattJacksIt0ff: LMAO
MattJacksIt0ff: :o
MattJacksIt0ff: :O
Whea owns it: :O
Whea owns it: :Oo
Whea owns it: :oooooo
Whea owns it: OMG A CATERPILLAR
Whea owns it: :o0o0o0o0o0o0o
MattJacksIt0ff: ...no.
MattJacksIt0ff: sorry.
Whea owns it: :o0o0o0o0o0o
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
by Eric Carle
MattJacksIt0ff: you did not discover a new netspeak species.