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[_tunafish]

ouch! my right foot really hurts. i have no idea why, and that disturbs me. it feels like a bruise, but there's no visible discoloration. there is, however, a little swelling. this cannot be good, can it? no, i don't think it can because it makes walking a painful, arduous act, and that just ain't right.

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[theravensshadow]

you're so sexy when you talk about your foot swelling and use the word "arduous" in casual speech.

<3
i hope you're okay.!

[_tunafish]

oh, baby! i didn't know my diction turned you on!
love you, hott stuff!

[blonde_secrets]

Are you sure you didn't hurt your foot from our African Voodoo dances?

[_tunafish]

come to think of it...you must be right! i guess i'll have to abstain from our little powwows for a while :(

[pinklimabean]

tina frickin smith
where have u been all my life?
i love you!

[_tunafish]

staci frickin love of my life concoff
i've been...waiting for you while practicing my accents?
i love you too!

[pinklimabean]

okay woman/husband of mine
this isn't ok, we need to make out RIGHT now
i cant wait much longer...
i've got the twitchies
i <3 my indian hubbiebubbie