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[_typingmonkey_]

I have a My Little Pony lollipop with popping candy. And an unutterably sexy icon that references A Clockwork Orange.

Beat that for awesome, people. I dare you.

Comments

[callibabes]

I have a new bed *wins @ everything*

[_typingmonkey_]

A double bed? For sexxing?

You probably win.

[belle_bing]

Um, I just finished the Apple Candy one?

[_typingmonkey_]

Why is it not in my inbox right now?

[belle_bing]

Because I'm hoping that the book will catch on fire before I get a chance to type it up.