PICSPAM *\o/*
Oh hai bandom! Today we are here to talk about something very hot.
BOYS IN TIES
I don't really have to explain, do I? Ties are inherently hot. Boys kind of polished up are hot. Bill tying Gabe to a bed with a necktie is hot Ahem. Onward to the pictures!
Let's start with William Beckett. He's not typically all about ties, but:
He has the best timing in the world. These were taken like, literally mere hours after I started making this picspam.
I know, there's a lot to look at, what with the glasses and the hair and the models that I'm pretty sure used to be men, but ties, people. We are here for the ties.
CHIZ! He gets capital letters because he totally grew up like, ten minutes away from me.
I think he's drunk or something. Whatevs. Also of note, his belt buckle. Someone should do a belt buckle picspam.
There might be pictures of the rest of TAI in ties? But, um. I kind of don't care that much about the rest of them, oops.
Let's talk about My Chemical Romance instead!
They gave us the triple hotness of ties, period costume, and military uniform. Man, they are all so, so hot in this video.
Seriously, hot.
Oh yeah, and SCHOOLBOYS.
Frank wears ties a lot! It's pretty awesome.
Sometimes he even wears them with jumpers sweaters. And I basically die of the precious. I love that outfit.
Gerard wore them more back in his icky greasy unwashed days. But this picspam is supposed to hot, so I'm not posting any of those. Have this instead!
This is one of very few photos I found of Mikey in a tie. If you have more, please, show them to me! mmm, mikeyway.
And now, because segues are for pansies, Panic[!] At The Disco!
Baby Panic wore a lot of ties.
Except Spencer. Because Spencer is apparently too cool for paisley ties.
Brendon, however, was all about the paisley.
Ryan was just all about being a precious dork, apparently.
But then they discovered black ties! It's kind of hard to go wrong with black ties.
Which could totally be a perfect segue into Fall Out Boy, but I REFUSE.
Spencer doesn't wear ties much! Which I am okay with, because he has a very hot throat. But I managed to find a couple!
Another perfect segue opportunity I'm going to ignore:
Pete is totally fixing Ryan's tie. How precious is that?
{GIRLS IN TIES INTERLUDE}
Sometimes girls wear ties too! It's also hot.
Okay, now we can move on to Fall Out Boy.
Andy's totally letting the team down in this picture. But that's okay, nobody cares about Andy*.
Okay, fine, have a picture of Andy in a tie. Which I'm maybe only putting in because Pete is wearing a Clandestine tie. How cool is that?
FOB, like MCR, are also fans of wearing ties in their music videos!
Saturday!
Dance, Dance
And okay, the ties aren't hot in it, but it's too awesome to not include.
"The Takeover, The Break's Over"
Which doesn't have that much in the way of ties, but it has Joe in a tie, and I personally think that's worth it.
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
Definitely the hottest example of ties in FOB videos. Joe's tie is white! On a white shirt! And Pete has an undone bowtie.
Let's talk for a second about undone bowties. They're kind of stupidly fucking hot, especially given how retarded bowties are when they're done up.
This is, hands down, my favourite one of Pete's outfits EVER. Rolled up sleeves! Waistcoat! Ridiculous teddy bear brooch thing! UNDONE BOW TIE. Okay, moving along.
Pete looks really good in ties.
Really good.
I'm not even sure how to caption this, seriously. Except to say that those are totally Gryffindork ties.
When fandoms collide!
Now, just to make your brain explode from the rapid switch from hot to OMGADORABLE:
BABY PATRICK IN A TIE.
*switches back to hot*
I wish Joe wore ties more often.
You know who else I wish wore ties more often? Travie. I can only find video, no stills.
He wears one for Snakes On A Plane, though!
And also wore one to the VMAs.
Plus in this video Gabe pulls Alex's tie out of his jacket! It's pretty awesome.
Which totally moves us on to COBRA STARSHIP. They deserve all caps, because they are coming to Australia and it makes me explode from happy.
The City Is At War
Nnnngh, Gabe Saporta.
Watch Gabe do up his tie! It's totally the best thing about the video.
This outfit always make me hum the Inspector Gadget song. Oops.
Am I imagining things, or is this the same jacket Gabe's wearing above?
Jumping in ties!
Which leads us to the grand finale! The undisputed* bandom King of Ties, Alex Suarez!
I'm also pretty sure he's the time traveling mpreg baby of John Lennon and Paul McCartney, but that's neither here nor there.
Yeah. Thank you, Alex Suarez, for being hot and wearing ties. I appreciate it a lot.
This is where I would totally rec you all to some hot tie!porn fic, but I haven't actually read any in bandom! Sorry. Feel free to write me some though.
THE END
* citation needed
BOYS IN TIES
I don't really have to explain, do I? Ties are inherently hot. Boys kind of polished up are hot. Bill tying Gabe to a bed with a necktie is hot Ahem. Onward to the pictures!
Let's start with William Beckett. He's not typically all about ties, but:
He has the best timing in the world. These were taken like, literally mere hours after I started making this picspam.
I know, there's a lot to look at, what with the glasses and the hair and the models that I'm pretty sure used to be men, but ties, people. We are here for the ties.
CHIZ! He gets capital letters because he totally grew up like, ten minutes away from me.
I think he's drunk or something. Whatevs. Also of note, his belt buckle. Someone should do a belt buckle picspam.
There might be pictures of the rest of TAI in ties? But, um. I kind of don't care that much about the rest of them, oops.
Let's talk about My Chemical Romance instead!
They gave us the triple hotness of ties, period costume, and military uniform. Man, they are all so, so hot in this video.
Click to view Seriously, hot.
Oh yeah, and SCHOOLBOYS.
Frank wears ties a lot! It's pretty awesome.
Sometimes he even wears them with jumpers sweaters. And I basically die of the precious. I love that outfit.
Gerard wore them more back in his icky greasy unwashed days. But this picspam is supposed to hot, so I'm not posting any of those. Have this instead!
This is one of very few photos I found of Mikey in a tie. If you have more, please, show them to me! mmm, mikeyway.
And now, because segues are for pansies, Panic[!] At The Disco!
Baby Panic wore a lot of ties.
Except Spencer. Because Spencer is apparently too cool for paisley ties.
Brendon, however, was all about the paisley.
Ryan was just all about being a precious dork, apparently.
But then they discovered black ties! It's kind of hard to go wrong with black ties.
Which could totally be a perfect segue into Fall Out Boy, but I REFUSE.
Spencer doesn't wear ties much! Which I am okay with, because he has a very hot throat. But I managed to find a couple!
Another perfect segue opportunity I'm going to ignore:
Pete is totally fixing Ryan's tie. How precious is that?
{GIRLS IN TIES INTERLUDE}
Sometimes girls wear ties too! It's also hot.
Okay, now we can move on to Fall Out Boy.
Andy's totally letting the team down in this picture. But that's okay, nobody cares about Andy*.
Okay, fine, have a picture of Andy in a tie. Which I'm maybe only putting in because Pete is wearing a Clandestine tie. How cool is that?
FOB, like MCR, are also fans of wearing ties in their music videos!
Saturday!
Dance, Dance
And okay, the ties aren't hot in it, but it's too awesome to not include.
"The Takeover, The Break's Over"
Which doesn't have that much in the way of ties, but it has Joe in a tie, and I personally think that's worth it.
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
Definitely the hottest example of ties in FOB videos. Joe's tie is white! On a white shirt! And Pete has an undone bowtie.
Let's talk for a second about undone bowties. They're kind of stupidly fucking hot, especially given how retarded bowties are when they're done up.
This is, hands down, my favourite one of Pete's outfits EVER. Rolled up sleeves! Waistcoat! Ridiculous teddy bear brooch thing! UNDONE BOW TIE. Okay, moving along.
Pete looks really good in ties.
Really good.
I'm not even sure how to caption this, seriously. Except to say that those are totally Gryffindork ties.
When fandoms collide!
Now, just to make your brain explode from the rapid switch from hot to OMGADORABLE:
BABY PATRICK IN A TIE.
*switches back to hot*
I wish Joe wore ties more often.
You know who else I wish wore ties more often? Travie. I can only find video, no stills.
He wears one for Snakes On A Plane, though!
And also wore one to the VMAs.
Plus in this video Gabe pulls Alex's tie out of his jacket! It's pretty awesome.
Which totally moves us on to COBRA STARSHIP. They deserve all caps, because they are coming to Australia and it makes me explode from happy.
The City Is At War
Nnnngh, Gabe Saporta.
Watch Gabe do up his tie! It's totally the best thing about the video.
This outfit always make me hum the Inspector Gadget song. Oops.
Am I imagining things, or is this the same jacket Gabe's wearing above?
Jumping in ties!
Which leads us to the grand finale! The undisputed* bandom King of Ties, Alex Suarez!
I'm also pretty sure he's the time traveling mpreg baby of John Lennon and Paul McCartney, but that's neither here nor there.
Yeah. Thank you, Alex Suarez, for being hot and wearing ties. I appreciate it a lot.
This is where I would totally rec you all to some hot tie!porn fic, but I haven't actually read any in bandom! Sorry. Feel free to write me some though.
THE END
* citation needed