quality journalism!

[_unhurt_]

or, charlie brooker making me cackle and cackle:

It was a pleasant yet unremarkable evening for Cameron; bathed in the warm light of glowing book embers, he had already shed that day's temporary humanlike epidermis as part of his nightly skin-sloughing ritual, and was preparing to dislocate his lower jaw, all the better to ingest the live

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[lamentables]

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