I have been having way to much fun with this today.

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Sat night Heather Meg and I saw John Mayer and Guster. I absolutely love Guster the drummer is amazing they just have such a unique sound and their lyrics are fantastic ( Read more... )

1) Been so drunk you blacked out? Nope ( Read more... )

"I was in a strip club, and i'm smokin but i figure i can at least get away with it cuz it's a strip club. so one of the girls, an actual stripper, says to me: 'sir put that out or i'll have you thrown out.' i said to her 'you've got your gonorrhea infested vagina in my face, and you're complaining about a cigarette?' i mean, seriously, she started ( Read more... )