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Voted Best Short Joke of 2003 For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job..... There's no way we can afford it

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[x0sexisweetie0x]

i dont get it.

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hahaha cass! lol
patrick walks by his parents room the night before while the parents r having sex and the dad says "i'm pulling out"
and the mom tells him to wait cuz "she is coming too"
so the boy misunderstood and thought they were moving out and leaving him behind
but they were actually just having sex
so he packed up and said "I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!"

now read the joke again lol

[x0sexisweetie0x]

ahhh i get it now!! haha thanks babe that was difficult

[sweet_n_spicy]

ahaha thats so funny...(ive heard it before) but still it made me laugh at 9 AM....u ask me what im doing up at 9 in the morning..sorry i couldnt tell u...anyway...good joke thanx for making me laugh ahah

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hahahaha anytime <3

nooo im in cancun with cindy!

[sparrow793]

correct me if im WRONG (doubtful) ..but loredana did you posted that joke before? my favorite is about the guy screwing the other guys wife and borrowing the money from him thats classssic pimp! haha

Re: nooo im in cancun with cindy!

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now that i think about it...i think i did post it before
but i deleted all my old entries so couldnt tell ya lol

always on top of things katrina! ..no really --literally lol