BEACH , SUN, BOARDWALK, and the SEAGULLS

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i hate laundry..i wish i had a maid

i'm leaving for the shore tomorrow (wednesday) and i'll be back on sunday.. so if ur down or coming down..call me or jen's cell if u wanna hang out -we have our own hotel room
we'll be in Ocean City, NJ
hopefully we can get a ride to Wildwood a night or two..we'll see

i cant wait for the BEACH...SANDY FEET!

Comments

[sparrow793]

things to stay away from so you will have a safe and relaxing week down the shore since i will not be there to supervise you deigo ass

1. Sharks- unless you can out swim them.. dont attempt to swim in the ocean. Trust me there is no other time in your life that you swim faster than when a fucking shark lets you go so you dont even want to risk it

2. Crabs- especially ones with loafers on. i heard they run really fast and not to be judgemental but if he chases you with those shoes on and its starts lightning out.. most likely that is a sign you are reaching out for same sex tendancies. GAY..mega ultra super hero gay.

3. Crazy men is rickidy vans! believe me..they dont have bikes in the back. So when he pulls up and goes.. hey..hey kid..wanna bike?! RUNNNNNN away dont say..yeah! i get a bike!

4. if you plan on going to any water parks..and they have a ride called slip and slide. check for rocks that is vital

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hahahahaha!!! u crack me up
i love it
best comment ever!!

[sparrow793]

and the winner is...

KATRINA
with the award for best comment EVER! <33

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i'll make ya a big plaque with construction paper and straws so u can hang on ur wall lol
or a trophy made out of paper towel roles with a foil figure on top
which ever u prefer...