It just goes to show you...

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The one time I decide not to cheat on a girl and she breaks up with me.  I had to read about it in my journal first, and that shit is just wrong.  But I guess that's what I get for trying to make it work with a younger woman when older women are where it is at.  I got confused by the size of her boobs I think

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[l_lohan]

TAKE ME BACK I MADE A MISTAKE

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I GOTTA LET IT BURN

[l_lohan]

PLEASE ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I WAS WOMAN ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THAT, BUT BABY THE PARTY AIN'T JUMPING LIKE IT USE TO. TAKE ME BACK.

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i'm not convinced but a good way to start would be for you to slide through my front door

[amanda_latona]

I think officially everyone on my friends list is going through some fucked up break up. I think she did care about you though. I'm going to your LA show I guess I don't have much else to say, just let it burn you'll be alright.

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yeah i thought maybe she cared about me but if she was hitting it as often as she must have been with wilmer then i don't know. i'm giving you a backstage pass to that show you can help me let it burn.

[l_lohan]

I LOST MY MIND FOR A SECOND. PLEASE. YOU USE TO CHEAT ON PEOPLE. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY AND TAKE ME BACK.

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i can't believe it, now you're even jumping in on my comments i am not some plaything here for your amusement ok maybe i am but that doesn't mean that you can just throw me away the minute something else that's shiny and not as dumb as he used to be comes along.

aaron carter and i are now bf and we're forming a club called LINDSAY LOHAN ALSO MEANS EVIL or LLAME for short.

[elisha_cuthbert]

YOU NEVER MISS A GOOD THING TIL IT LEAVES YOU FINALLY I REALIZED THAT I NEED YOU AND I WANT YOU BACK BABYGIRL I NEED YOU BACK GOTTA HAVE YOU BACK BABE HEARTBROKEN WHEN YOU LEFT MY WORLD MAN I WISH I WOULDA KEPT MY GIRL AND I LOVE YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT IM GON DO WITHOUT MY BABY ITS DRIVIN ME CRAZY BECAUSE IM MISSIN MY BABY IM GOIN OUTTA MY MIND AND IM RUNNIN OUTTA TIME I JUST WISH I COULD FIND YOU GIRL

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thats what I'M sayin

[beyonceknowles]

i was at home in houston when you and kanye (and christina milian but whatever she should stop trying to be like me -- my weave is nicer and my ass and thighs are sexier) toured there so i was able to go see y'all... and wow. it made me wonder why you even stooped to come do your little guest appearance for my petty little concert.

keep it up and i wish you luck on the rest of the tour. i've really never seen a performance so amazing and intense. damn, you must have some serious endurance to pull all that off.

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girl you know i would stoop to do anything for you and that weave and that ass and those thighs. you called me "this generation's fred astaire" and i don't think i will ever forget that compliment.

and as for my endurance well, you know.

[beyonceknowles]

awwww you deserved that compliment boo.

don't tease me. :-*

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well you are this generation's diana ross which i think might be an even better place to be.

i'm not playing. :-*