You know it's love when you forget your own name

[_usher_]

Apparently I just arrived in Virginia or Vermont of some state that starts with a 'V' for a show tonight. Does it really matter which one it is? Basically it's a state with a whole lotta white people and only one little Usher to keep them satisfied with smooth jams. Wish me luck

Comments

[j_timberlake]

Usher rules Thunderdome.

Hahaha. You wish. In the likely event that you would kick my ass, I'd just get Eminem to come and beat your ass down.

[_usher_]

you know it's true, jt. i can feel you shaking from here.

isn't eminem banging britney? why would he listen to you?

[l_lohan]

i am legal who cares what anyone else says. tina turner is too old. get away from her. i am on tour with you right now. i cannot wait to make out with you.

[_usher_]

we're making out while i type this. life can't get any better. i was just joking about tina but she really does have great legs. i like the fact that you're on tour with me but you have 2342897627025869044329842 appearances to make all the time so you better make sure your personal jet is fueled up and ready.

[flashlei]

Heyya Ursher... I found you through some mutual friends... I thought I'd flist you. Just wanted to let you know.

[_usher_]

hey girl, welcome to my crib

[taralipinski]

im adding you.

[_usher_]

hi skater girl, the pleasure is mine

[anonymous]

for usher you aren't very usherish do your research or something

[anonymous]

Are you just now noticing that?

[anonymous]

he's only here to date britney spears jr so calm down

[_usher_]

you guys totally rule