Comments | _valhallaboheme: Thanks a lot, asshole!

_valhallaboheme

Thanks a lot, asshole!

Aug 17, 2005 14:03

Hey Jessica Simpson!

Thanks a lot for fucking a classic! You want a Yeehaw? How about my foot up your ass?

No love,
Me

P.S. Here's proof that I'm hotter than Jessica Simpson AND her sister, too!

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midusunknown August 17 2005, 21:36:49 UTC

But can you lip sync as good?

lt_howitzer August 17 2005, 22:38:54 UTC

I agree...you are definately hotter than Jessica and her sister.

la_from_la August 17 2005, 22:41:07 UTC

LOL That's what I thought! Lil' Kim did better. Though they've got NOTHING on Nancy!!!! One thing I certainly can't stand is when the vocals are either at the same level or get drowned out by the intrumental parts of songs. *shakes head* Boost up the vocals, lassie! And stop covering someone else's classic! (Remember her redoing that song from Top Gun? oy...)

deficitshadow21 August 17 2005, 23:11:51 UTC

yah

jonnypyro August 18 2005, 00:13:36 UTC

ashley simpson is a little ugly bitch. when i worked at the best buy in costa mesa she showed up for a cd release and autograph session. she was all stuck up and wouldnt even talk to her fans.

and dont get me started on the food demands she had