Found this little beauty flipping through Satan's journal. Who woulda fuckin' thought? Satan's got a little spot on the web too. I guess everyone's getting with the times nowadays. So I'm violent huh? Funny how these things tell me what I already know. Except for that awkward part. But then, I guess it does get a little awkward if they're ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I thought I'd get one of these things to amuse myself while I'm doing shit like cracking ancient texts that tell you how to be a god. Betcha thought I was just fuckin' jacking off while the computer was decoding before that pompous bitch Dragonetti disturbed me. Wrong! Heh. I'm a bit more of a happening guy than that. I can multitask ( Read more... )