Oookay then.

[_vash_]

Some kid gets on Jean-Luc's terminal over here, somehow knowing that I'd be there to receive the transmission, from the future no less, and wants to talk to me. Ok, I'll buy that, because that's the kind of place this is. But she wants to know if I'm her mother? What a joke

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Hey, Vash!

[qjr]

Wow, what a blast from the past, huh? (Well, my past. I think it mighta happened a few months ago for you.) Sorry about that whole thing when I was a kid. My dad was setting you up, 'cause he's an asshole, and of course I didn't *know* that being like a stupid little kid and all.

I have dispensed with the suck-ass Trelane form like three thousand years ago or something because let's face it, who'd wanna look like some ugly middle-aged guy when you could be a teenager? I can, however, age up on request. Also, in case you wanna know, I am technically considered of age by Continuum standards, so I am no longer jailbait. Wanna celebrate one of these days? :-)

Hey there yourself. :-)

[_vash_]

Looking good, young Q. You resemble your old man there. I mean, I'm sure it's probably deliberate, but it's kind of interesting to see what a younger version of Q's human form would look like.

Yeah, I have to say, that whole incident kinda, ok, really pissed me off, but hey, it's not your fault, you were a little kid. Your dad knew better and didn't care. But like I should expect anything else from him, right?

:::::::PRIVACY LOCK:::::::

I've locked the rest of this entry from prying eyes. It's great you've showed up, because I have a proposition for you that could benefit the both of us. I wouldn't mind celebrating your current more accessible age and new found freedom (although I have to say, I would appreciate a little aging up). Especially if you are as great in the sack adventurous as your dad was.

But first, I have this little business of the mission to the planet below coming up. And there are some things that I want to take care of while I'm down there, but Captain Johnny is going to be watching me like a hawk and he

It does sound like fun, but I got a better idea.

[qjr]

Instead of me trying to pretend to be you, why don't I make a duplicate of you, under your control? So you can be two people-- the real you does whatever it is you wanted to do and the fake you that you're controlling hangs out with Archer and stuff. I think you'd be better at playing you than I am.

I mean, not like I *couldn't* do it. Omnipotent and all. But I think it'd be better if you played you, y'know? Also you're less likely to get caught that way. Linnis is a partial telepath, and if her party runs into your party she'd immediately know I'm not you since telepaths can get a bounce off humans, but not Q. But she can't actually read your *mind* so she wouldn't know it wasn't the real you.

Whattya think?

Excellent.

[_vash_]

I'm looking forward to it. You seem definitely...promising. *gives him a significant look*