I need to get laid. This toying with people is starting to get a little old, fun as it usually is. So far we haven't stopped at any interesting planets, and all we have around here for local wildlife is Blue Antennae Boy.

I wonder what happened to Garak. If anyone would know how to hack into the computer to find out room assignments, it would be

I've been combing this journal system for information a girl's got to keep informed, and I've heard straight from the mouth of the horse's other half (that would be ms_q) that Q brought b_9 on board just to piss me off. And that tom_paris has set the idiot free because he didn't want to deal with deactivating him. Humph. Pissing off Q is supposed to be my job. The ( Read more... )

Notes to myself:

Item one. Make sure to find out what is going to be served at these little dinners ahead of time. *shudder*

Item two. After the dinner I had the other night, several things became clear. I will never score with get to know some of the male members of the crew physically better. They are obviously gay interested in other people ( Read more... )

Damn. This place is a lot smaller than the last Enterprise I was on. Maybe later I should try harder to get on Jean-Luc's new ship. Still waiting on Jonathan. Well, a girl doesn't get anything waiting around for it to come to her ( Read more... )

My first attempt at getting in the Captain's pants making friends didn't go so well. But there is still plenty of time to manipulate get to know the Captain and the rest of the crew. It looks like some of them may be gay reluctant, but I've been told I can be quite...persuasive.

Perhaps we will land on a planet somewhere and I can rob meet the ( Read more... )

I feel at lose ends right now. I am wandering this useless planet, with a bunch of brainless natives, and I am BORED OUT OF MY MIND. There isn't even anything worth stealing acquiring here. I am currently going it solo, although I wouldn't mind a partner in crime for my endeavors.

I have ditched Q. It seemed like a good idea at the time was for ( Read more... )