A four cylinder car is much like the gay parade, no matter how hard you try to look cool in one you still look gay.

We all know about all the junk you get in your e-mail. Anyways I got this survey that tells you the type of girl your intrested in. This is the computer generate one i got. Let me know if you agree or disagree ( Read more... )

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A tobacco company once gave $125,000 worth of food to a charity, according to an estimate by The Wall Street Journal. Then they spent well over $21 million telling people about it. I guess, when you sell a deadly, addictive product, you need all the good PR you can get.

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It is illegal to drag a dead horse on Younge Street on Sunday.

IN THE WATER, I AM BEAUTIFUL says:
after studying all last week, i dont know what to do with my time anymore
мicнεℓℓε ακα тіggεя  says:
i know...meh stupid school did this to us
IN THE WATER, I AM BEAUTIFUL says:
we got brain washed

So here I stand,
Failed on all fronts.
*sigh* this is getting old.

If the world is at large, then why should I remain?

California's San Joaquin Valley has the worst air in the state, and as a result, 12 percent of the kids who live there have asthma. The terrible pollution stems largely from burned fossil fuels trapped between the mountain ranges that surround the valley. Ironically, the smog often hides the mountains from view. Some environmentalists have made ( Read more... )

cricket: relay like how often do you eat at MC d's ( Read more... )