the most biting social commentary since jonathan swift's "a modest proposal"

Apr 25, 2004 18:54



this is the story of the proletarians.




and the FAT SLIMY BOUGIE PIG-- err, the bourgeoisie who oppressed them.




the bourgeoisie imposed a money economy on the proletarians, using capitalism to coerce them into selling their souls.




the filthy stinking capitalist pigs drove their cars over the tiny gardens of the proles, forcing them to rely on the money market and their factory jobs for subsistence.




this was the final straw for the proletarians, who banded together in outrage against their oppressors.






the disgusting, overfed bourgeoisie were taken completely by surprise.


those who resisted were summarily executed.






the victorious proles rejoiced, and planted a garden where once there had been only cold technology and lifeless infrastructure.


they put an end to the farce of capitalism.


and lived happily ever after.

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