i can't drink milk anymore, it's much too innocent

[_vendetta]

i played a melodica, a glockenspiel and a pump organ that was over one hundred years old all in the same night. i fell down three separate sets of stairs [ upon recollection i have realized that this statement is not exactly true. i fell down one set of stairs and up two others. not only is this a stricter recount of the events of the evening, i

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[yddrd]

That makes me sad. You two are Siamese-American-Parisian-Cardenian twins

[anesthetics]

AHAHAAHAH. I had to call her right after I saw that and tell her about it.

I assure you, Tenley, that she will urinate all over herself with delight when she sees this.

[_vendetta]

hahahahaha.

melissa even has to find a double-wide grave to sprawl on.

i also like how she used photoshop to up the contrast on her face [ and sweet beanie ] but couldn't be bothered to make that blood at all realistic.

way to go.

[yddrd]

You know the best form of incest right?

Yep - twincest.

[gin_andplatonic]

oh i miss talking to you.

[_vendetta]

ohmyGOSHHHHH i saw that you updated and it made me so happy.

sometimes i see your name in my phone book and think about calling. but mostly i just wish you were ever on aim. or that we could be penpals. or something.

anything?