don't kiss me you make me sick

[_vendetta]

this morning at four thirtyish i threw up the entire contents of my stomach which was a couple cups of broth, some crackers and baby portabello mushrooms; fortunately the bagel sandwich from yesterday was beyond the point of no return. mama always said if you have to throw up make sure it's pure liquid. this whole "detailing my gross vomit" thing

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[unseenergy]

riley dont be sick. being sick sucks.
feel better soon.
when should i come up there
and expect a phone call later today
xo

[newbornstranger]

Five Fun Facts!

1. Toronto is between you and Montreal.
2. I have a couch.
3. I live in Toronto.
4. My last vomit was bright orange.
5. You can feel free to use it (the couch).

limited time offer, offer void where prohibited. no purchase necessary. e-mail newbornstranger@gmail.com for more details.

[_vendetta]

1. you are correct sir [ i in fact still have your address ]
2. couches make for wonderful slumber parties
3. toronto is not a place in which i have friends to stay with
4. i am assuming this refers to the Spicy Buffalo Wings Incident
5. you are listed under "admiral of the ocean sea" in my list of addresses and i will hunt you down and call you by your rightful name

[newbornstranger]

1. My address has changed. I'll give you my new one by e-mail. Where shall I send it?
2. we could make a fort with some blankets and chairs. and have makeovers!
3. It is now.
4. Yes indeed I am.
5. Arrrgh, me matey.

i love lists!

[_vendetta]

1. please send it to allriledup@riseup.net and i will dutifully copy it down, memorize it and then devour the paper.
2. i once made a fort which covered my entire living room and encompassed a lamp, the tv and the couch for optimal fort enjoyment. it did not, however, include makeovers. i've learned a lot since then and grown a lot as a person; ii think i'm ready to include makeovers in my fort repertoire.
3. cities with friends are in fact vastly superior to cities without friends.
4. spicy buffalo wings and milk are in fact the devil's own brew.
5. drink up me hearties yo ho!

dont make yourself sick

[anonymous]

i didnt get you sick, you kissed me when i was sick. so there.
when push comes to shove... BLAME THE VICTIM!

think you're sooooo funny

[_vendetta]

i love you you're so cute

[anonymous]

what do you look like? i need a face with the name.

[_vendetta]

who are you and what the devil are you talking about

[anonymous]

i need to see your picture. you'll understand soon.

[_vendetta]

malarkey.