'your mum uses a shaver to shave off her moustache'

[_vintage_queen_]

So yesterday, me kerry and laura went on our monthly shopping trip to manchester. We were at the train station on time, we were there and everything and still managed to miss our train. Cheeky bastards at the train station.. they won't tell you if your train's here or if it changes platform or anything they will do you out of anything.. i tells ya

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[a_vampirelament]

LMAO that made me laugh loooads and that aint right at 2 in the morn cause i aint supposed to be on
the top is ace but im thinkin when i walk round college are them asians are gonna be like 'you've been 'ad son' in that accent obviously.