grace has a kisssssss button -- she's a punk.

[_visivo]

i'm really jewish.

without actually being jewish! imagine that.

hey guess what, i'm NOT knocked up*. i know, my father's going to be proud too.

i want to get you a present.
tomorrow's the 31st !
is my birthday soon ?
i don't want to grow up.will you take a bath with me

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[unnerve___me]

oh my god! i had to run like twelve blocks back to walgreens, it sucked. and i didn't see you! i wish i looked. damn. you should have yelled my name, ha
we are sluts

xo

[_visivo]

:sigh: hoochies.

i got sixty-three thousand refills for my bcps and only waited an hour-and-a-half to get them.

dayum!

girrrl i really need to force myself to go to more shows. any shows. with my homegirls sluts, alexa and lauren. DUHHHHHHH.

<33

[unnerve___me]

i have to come back for the pills and
an "annual exam" (ahhahaaha nervous laugh)
i'm glad to be your homegirl-slut.

<33333

[_visivo]

whaad you end up choosing, if you dont mind me asking?

thats right its hyphenated: homegirl-slut arexa. <3

[______knit]

my hubby's birthday is tomorrow!
(HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME)

okay, no.
but I can make you bath salts, becuse we have a 55 gal drum of dead sea salt, straight from israel (israel?) israel. (ISRAEL?!)

okay, right.
if you were knocked up you could send the foet MY way, becuase I liek to collect these things. I'll return it to you in a couple years, ship shape and libertarian. aaaaand he'll have a superb collection of medieval tapestries depicting horses and catherine the great--- yeah.

ohyeah, mad love, too.

jasmin youre insane and can think of your own goddamn present by your own goddamn self. !

[_visivo]

BATH SALTS?

JASMIN. serious talk here.

are you
really?

(married?)

scary. give him ______ and ______ ____ ______. he'll like that.

IOU ONE FETUS, baby.

love you.

what a CUNT!!!!!!!

[______knit]

dood---
im actually all covered on the birthday front
i decided i'm gonna make him a clock
and then go, "our loves timeless, baby."
i think its rad.

and then my card,
which is the crowning achievement of my life,
(heh, I wish)
will have a drawing of my foot with all the toes cut off
and the copy will read: "You throw me off balance, baby."

its so sweet. I totally got it.
and yeah, bathsalts. i'm actually QUITE knowledgeable in teh field, I should send you a sample. i totally have your addy cause i totally have a postcard from you. yeah DUDE!

love

apologies baby

[_visivo]

no really.

I SENT YOU A POSTCARD, LADY!
weird.
i should work on
"letters."
those're HARD!

baad ideas girl. hahah. YOU THROW ME OFF BALANCE I GET IT.
yep.

how are you, really !

[playitagainsam]

i miss you.

hmph.

[_visivo]

giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl

i wore my black jacket today and thought 'heyyy it's the perry-mollie jacket, NEAT !'

how are you?

[playitagainsam]

up/down

[je_suis_rouge]

i have jewish in-laws.

not really, though.

[_visivo]

i like..... gifelte fish.

yeah, this isnt really working.
if only you could be, instantly jewish ! i WISH.

[anonymous]

my mother will be happy you decided to be jewish baby.
heh.

gimmie kisses!
hey you know what?
five months is a long time, good job for us.

haha, i was just thinking about you transporting a giant garbage bag, all slung over you shoulder and such, down the street- i laughed.

oh, and baby,
i love you a milllllion. yes please.

hey ps; we still havnt gone xX-TREMEPIZZAx yet. BOO!

[_visivo]

I KNOW THE BAG WAS |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THIS---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| BIG; MAYBE EVEN LARGER !

someone should buy us vegan pizza, caaaaaaaauseee we are hot and it just works that way.

a MILLION.

[anonymous]

yes pLEASe!

hey dude, check it, thanks for buying me samiches today! that was really nice/neat/imfat. thanks baby.