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[_wasabi]

my right shoulderblade is fucked.
every few days it starts to hurt and annoy me.
it's not because of my large, ample bossoms. i think it's just my posture. & the stupid chair i sit in at work.
that is the #1 reason i need a boyfriend. so i can force them into giving me massages. although i never really enjoy a massage unless the karate-chop

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[another_life81]

you're terrible, hater of cats. I would have brought it in and made it my friend.
Um, the college phones are fucked so if you've been trying to call me thats whats up, and I have no internet connection either. I'm dying, I tells you.

[_wasabi]

it's like you climbed into my brain and stole all of my cat loving genes. GET OUT! GET OUT! & seriously, i was just thinking about you. FREAKING WEIRD.

yeah, i haven't tried to call you because i've been tired & stuff. i don't really have anything exciting to tell you. besides work is shit.

[another_life81]

ahahah. I am at my mum's work, researching the role of cross examining a non-medical expert witness or something. So bored. I have no money. College sucks donkeys and stuff.

[things_kc_says]

hope ur shoulder feels better.
awww poor birdy.

[celestialmarvel]

Your random enteries always make me laugh all the time.

[demonscars]

I've been told by a few girls I give terrific massages. Don't use the karate-chop technique though.