Made in China.

[_watcher_]

I sit, open my book, light my cigarette and ash. Please, if you find the comedy in any of this send me the memo because I must be missing something. I show up at Starbucks for my weekly ritual of reading dark comedy/satire, drinking overly priced caffeinated beverage prepared by collage dropout/ struggling artist, inhaling deadly toxins in the

Comments

[anonymous]

That's magnificent Ari. You make me laugh.

And why have I been banned on commenting in your journal?

-jess

[anonymous]

Gross! You smoke now?! I thought you hated that shit. What the fuck has happened to you?! You're going to smell even worse now.

[_watcher_]

well, you won't be making out with me anytime soon so don't even worry about it, love.

[itdoesnotmatter]

hmmmmmmmmm

[_watcher_]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[bobalina]

Smoking makes you cool...

Or so I've heard.

Judging by you, it's true.

OH DANG! I compliment. How fun.

[_watcher_]

it seems to be working thus far.

[bobalina]

Has it really?

[_watcher_]

why don't you just comment with your journal Jacky? I despise anonymous posters/posterettes.