Application
Basics
♥1. Name
Max. Not Maxamillian, not Maxwell, Max. My parents cut to the chase.
♥2. Age
16.
♥3. Sex
Male.
♥4. Location
Exotic Lowell Massachusetts, where the gun shots almost cover up the wailing sounds of illegitimate crack babies on the streets.
♥5. Sexuality
Straight.
♥6. Status
better than previously
♥7. Siblings
Kate, 21, the shit.
What Makes You YOU?
♥1. Name one life altering experience, good or bad. Be as specific as possible.
I got cut on my ankle from a tuna can. That was pretty tragic. I won't go into details but there was a lot of blood and tears and humiliation.
♥2. Marilyn Manson said, "People don't keep journals for themselves, they keep them for other people. Like a secret they don't want to tell, but they want everyone to know.” What sort of information is contained in your Live Journal? Is it friends-only? Why/Why Not? Prove you have brains behind that beauty
My LiveJournal is pretty much me posting lame pictures of myself and my insignificant irreverent thoughts on the world to maybe get some laughs and comments. I only friends only entries when I'm talking about some party or something my other bitch assed friends wheren't invited to. Losers. They'll never know.
♥3. If you had to give up one IMPORTANT thing in your life, what would it be? Explain why you think you could live without it.
It would probably be my right arm. First off, I'm a lefty, and second, for the rest of my life I could always guilt trip people and say "I GAVE MY RIGHT ARM FOR blah blah blah." It's a win win.
♥4. What point in your life so far have you felt the most confident and perfect? Explain the scenario and your feelings attached to it. Provide a picture if possible.
I'd say the summer after freshman year. It was pretty fun times, good friends, I wasn't ugly or fat yet, and I had just gotten my braces off. Sweet. Oh yea, I went to my super competitive rich people theater camp that I go to for free because I'm poor:
Time To Reveal Your Beauty!
♥1. First and foremost, a cute picture of you. Try to have one that shows your face really well.
Um, I kind of look like ass, but this is the closest I have to a good picture of me:
♥2. Now, a picture of something/someone you love dearly. A person, pet, or object.. Whatever!
Stella Comedy is more involved in my life than my parents:
♥3. Next, we want to see a picture of you at what you consider your worst. One with no make-up, or silly make-up… One where you looked and first cringed. How can we love you at your best if we haven‘t seen your worst?♥
This is from a while ago but it still holds firm as the most cringe worthy picture of all time.
♥4. Post 5-10 pictures of you. Any pictures you'd like. Prove to us how gorgeous you are.
My sister and I are pimp
...
I'm Jewish.
Me being cute in '04 wif mah old skewl pals
I wicked like black people (sometimes.)