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2005- the entry.
Welcome to the longest post of your life consisting of some quotes from almost all of my entries.
ENJOY!Q!!!
JANUARY
I graduate in, like, five months. I feel like i'm 12 years old. I PROBABLY LOOK LIKE I'M 12 AND THAT'S PRETTY DEPRESSING, TOO.
oh and I got Smyser to do my recommendations COLLEGE HERE I COME
13. college:
georgia state
georgia southern
emerson (need to get the recommendations back)
providence (see above)
other colleges?
i am done with college!!!1!!
. So, I got into the car this morning, and Jessica's bagle oppressed myself and the others in the car with it's loud smell and bad taste. So, being the normal human being that I am, I puked all over Jessica's face. She liked it. A lot.
Dear God,
Are you there? It's me, Brendan.
I like to copy mermaids/teenage witches.
February
L
WE ARE PETUNIA FLOWERS.
Brendan Davis was the epitome of awesome. He was the best person you've ever met.
Jess-zilla was sooo jealous so she gouged his eyes out and drank his blood.
Did you know that my sister has pink eye? Well she does
Dear Journal Readers:
I got a new digital camera.
March
"Drugs are for slugs!" said a Sassy Mocha Malt during the Arbor Day celebrations in the town square.
"Ditch, please," said Brendan when he walked by a ditch.
Work was pretty okay. Mack broke a sheet of ice on my head. Then, I slipped on my butt when Katie and I were sliding across the floor. I'm pretty sure that Maddie was on drugs.
However, a rabii came and saved the day, and President Ulysses S. Grant admitted us into the gym.
So, in conclusion, I said: "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
THE FRUIT OF MY LOINS.
I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY, AND THEY STILL LET ME INTO COLLEGE.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAH!11
Sorry, my juices aren't quite flowing.
me and Becca Potter got into the fight of the century except it was a simulation and I basically said "ATLEAST I DONT HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME AS HARRY POTTER" and she goes "ATLEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER" and everyone was OH SNAP
April
Dear Brendan:
On behalf of the Admission Committee, I am pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Emerson College for September 2005. We believe that your impressive academic performance and accomplishments make you a perfect addition to our talented student body. Congratulations!
awkward
yeah, i'm real awkward. something about prada and a story let's go
we can sum up spring break in a simple phrase:
pretty much real awesome, yeah?
here was this real old man laying in the front yard and motioning for me to come over to him.
He pretty much fell down and I played hero and won the day.
Prom is tonitee
Well, we had JP2
Now we have Ben16
Who is definitely going to Emerson next year.
Oh,
that's me.
My mom most started crying because Ms. V told her how awesome of a person I am, and I was like I KNOW THIS IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE.
May:
Oh, and Maddie pretended to be a dog, and I was real sketched out.
right now, i am satisfied with life.
From a napkin:
"Once upon a time...
Love,
EVERYONE WHO’S AWESOME”
Mothers day.
Oh, East Cobb. I graduate soon.
tonite i hung out with a giant group of lesbians and looked for peej and teddy.
didn't find them.
I graduated.
June:
DON'T BE OFFENDED IF YOU AREN'T IN MY BAND AND HATE SEX.
so basically summer has been stellar
EMO BOYS LOVE COLD STONE!
hey babe get on my celestial omnibus
basically devo goes like this beep beep.
i have re-kindled my relationship with coldstone
so i took of my clothes went into the bathroom and threw up and then collapsed in my bed.
i was really pissed because the degrassi: every episode ever marathon was on.
July:
my ibook is so awesome
speaking of dogs
SIRIUSLY GO TO THISLINK:
i got my shots
i cant go back to sleep
bad things happened in London
i really want to touch my lungs with your bare hands
i am the half-blood prince lol goodnite
i'm 18
that's whack
Dementors mating, Mollywobbles, Won-Won, Phlegm.
SUP MOLLYWOBBLES
and i'll be working a lot a lot until i go to EMERMSOND F! i'm pretty excited.
EMERMSOND is EMERSON in japanese.
August
my dad just died
so, it hasn't really sunk in.
i mean, i don't know.
Facebook me!
the service started and during the refrain of 'here i am, lord', i lost it.
826, LITTLE BUILDING
80 BOYLSTON STREET OR WHATEVER
i want to go to college i want to go to college i want to go to college please
this has been the most emotionally stressful time of my life.
my last day at coldstone is monday
yous guys gots to come
BYE, COLD STONE
damn, saying goodbye to your best friend sucks.
boston soon, though.
September:
GOD, COLLEGE IS AWESOME
ONLY BITCHES TALK SHIT
GOD THIS PLACE IS JUST AMAZING IN EVERY WAY.
Lollerskates
Today I went to Harvard and turned smart
so, all we can say about college so far is that it's been a blur.
October:
but i'm happy.
regardless of all the shit i've been through in these past two and a half years
but atleast i'm real involved or whatev.
i want to play mario kart for the rest of my life
um so i know this girl her name is amanda she lives 5 floors below me and i hang out naked around her all the time because she won't judge my pasty white nether-regions.
heartz and kissez 4eVa!!11 1
brendan michael davis the third
November:
so, overall, the past 5ish days have been fucken amazing.
halloween pictures later, cockslapz.
k so anyways
um boston is cool
2kewl4skew
aw, i've been home for less then 24 hrs and i miss college lots.
Kbye
FUN FACT: i never sleep
December:
and it was 5:59 and adam was like "no you ruined my life"
and lexi was like "the pillow is a cheese and a butter"
and amanda went to the bathroom
so the past four months of my life have pretty much been the best four months of my life
end: first semester at emerson college.
i'm bored & out of underwear
came to granny's house and watched fever pitch and ate banana cream pie and tomorrow i'm going to georgia.
um can we discuss how i'm working from 8-close tonite at the creamery.
come be creamed.
Welcome to the longest post of your life consisting of some quotes from almost all of my entries.
ENJOY!Q!!!
JANUARY
I graduate in, like, five months. I feel like i'm 12 years old. I PROBABLY LOOK LIKE I'M 12 AND THAT'S PRETTY DEPRESSING, TOO.
oh and I got Smyser to do my recommendations COLLEGE HERE I COME
13. college:
georgia state
georgia southern
emerson (need to get the recommendations back)
providence (see above)
other colleges?
i am done with college!!!1!!
. So, I got into the car this morning, and Jessica's bagle oppressed myself and the others in the car with it's loud smell and bad taste. So, being the normal human being that I am, I puked all over Jessica's face. She liked it. A lot.
Dear God,
Are you there? It's me, Brendan.
I like to copy mermaids/teenage witches.
February
L
WE ARE PETUNIA FLOWERS.
Brendan Davis was the epitome of awesome. He was the best person you've ever met.
Jess-zilla was sooo jealous so she gouged his eyes out and drank his blood.
Did you know that my sister has pink eye? Well she does
Dear Journal Readers:
I got a new digital camera.
March
"Drugs are for slugs!" said a Sassy Mocha Malt during the Arbor Day celebrations in the town square.
"Ditch, please," said Brendan when he walked by a ditch.
Work was pretty okay. Mack broke a sheet of ice on my head. Then, I slipped on my butt when Katie and I were sliding across the floor. I'm pretty sure that Maddie was on drugs.
However, a rabii came and saved the day, and President Ulysses S. Grant admitted us into the gym.
So, in conclusion, I said: "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
THE FRUIT OF MY LOINS.
I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY, AND THEY STILL LET ME INTO COLLEGE.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAH!11
Sorry, my juices aren't quite flowing.
me and Becca Potter got into the fight of the century except it was a simulation and I basically said "ATLEAST I DONT HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME AS HARRY POTTER" and she goes "ATLEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER" and everyone was OH SNAP
April
Dear Brendan:
On behalf of the Admission Committee, I am pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Emerson College for September 2005. We believe that your impressive academic performance and accomplishments make you a perfect addition to our talented student body. Congratulations!
awkward
yeah, i'm real awkward. something about prada and a story let's go
we can sum up spring break in a simple phrase:
pretty much real awesome, yeah?
here was this real old man laying in the front yard and motioning for me to come over to him.
He pretty much fell down and I played hero and won the day.
Prom is tonitee
Well, we had JP2
Now we have Ben16
Who is definitely going to Emerson next year.
Oh,
that's me.
My mom most started crying because Ms. V told her how awesome of a person I am, and I was like I KNOW THIS IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE.
May:
Oh, and Maddie pretended to be a dog, and I was real sketched out.
right now, i am satisfied with life.
From a napkin:
"Once upon a time...
Love,
EVERYONE WHO’S AWESOME”
Mothers day.
Oh, East Cobb. I graduate soon.
tonite i hung out with a giant group of lesbians and looked for peej and teddy.
didn't find them.
I graduated.
June:
DON'T BE OFFENDED IF YOU AREN'T IN MY BAND AND HATE SEX.
so basically summer has been stellar
EMO BOYS LOVE COLD STONE!
hey babe get on my celestial omnibus
basically devo goes like this beep beep.
i have re-kindled my relationship with coldstone
so i took of my clothes went into the bathroom and threw up and then collapsed in my bed.
i was really pissed because the degrassi: every episode ever marathon was on.
July:
my ibook is so awesome
speaking of dogs
SIRIUSLY GO TO THISLINK:
i got my shots
i cant go back to sleep
bad things happened in London
i really want to touch my lungs with your bare hands
i am the half-blood prince lol goodnite
i'm 18
that's whack
Dementors mating, Mollywobbles, Won-Won, Phlegm.
SUP MOLLYWOBBLES
and i'll be working a lot a lot until i go to EMERMSOND F! i'm pretty excited.
EMERMSOND is EMERSON in japanese.
August
my dad just died
so, it hasn't really sunk in.
i mean, i don't know.
Facebook me!
the service started and during the refrain of 'here i am, lord', i lost it.
826, LITTLE BUILDING
80 BOYLSTON STREET OR WHATEVER
i want to go to college i want to go to college i want to go to college please
this has been the most emotionally stressful time of my life.
my last day at coldstone is monday
yous guys gots to come
BYE, COLD STONE
damn, saying goodbye to your best friend sucks.
boston soon, though.
September:
GOD, COLLEGE IS AWESOME
ONLY BITCHES TALK SHIT
GOD THIS PLACE IS JUST AMAZING IN EVERY WAY.
Lollerskates
Today I went to Harvard and turned smart
so, all we can say about college so far is that it's been a blur.
October:
but i'm happy.
regardless of all the shit i've been through in these past two and a half years
but atleast i'm real involved or whatev.
i want to play mario kart for the rest of my life
um so i know this girl her name is amanda she lives 5 floors below me and i hang out naked around her all the time because she won't judge my pasty white nether-regions.
heartz and kissez 4eVa!!11 1
brendan michael davis the third
November:
so, overall, the past 5ish days have been fucken amazing.
halloween pictures later, cockslapz.
k so anyways
um boston is cool
2kewl4skew
aw, i've been home for less then 24 hrs and i miss college lots.
Kbye
FUN FACT: i never sleep
December:
and it was 5:59 and adam was like "no you ruined my life"
and lexi was like "the pillow is a cheese and a butter"
and amanda went to the bathroom
so the past four months of my life have pretty much been the best four months of my life
end: first semester at emerson college.
i'm bored & out of underwear
came to granny's house and watched fever pitch and ate banana cream pie and tomorrow i'm going to georgia.
um can we discuss how i'm working from 8-close tonite at the creamery.
come be creamed.