and don't even get me started on microwaves...

Sep 20, 2005 20:10

Blast...plans to have a proper desert were obliterated, dreams shattered, hopes ran over by a big mack truck, then pissed on. So I venture into the basement to get a container of ice cream, open the door to find...ew...light ice cream, half the fat, low carb pansy crap! What do those bamboozlers think they are pulling, diet ice cream. Really if you ( Read more... )

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jesseeeee...wake uuuuppp.... awkwardgaloshes September 21 2005, 03:21:01 UTC
"...shattered, THEN pissed on" THEN NOT THAN!!!

haha, but i love you nontheless.

but I'd love you more if you acutally showed up online at 11 like you said you were going to...you keep me waiting and waiting and waiting and you'll call in the morning but...you'll be sad and I'll be sad... I really hope you didn't fall asleep again...piff.

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Re: jesseeeee...wake uuuuppp.... _wemyss_ September 21 2005, 10:33:56 UTC
Piff...I called after. The bitch is just jumpy with the angry wake up post. But still, I like Bethany a lot...like I "Like Like" her.

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the jesse song awkwardgaloshes September 22 2005, 05:16:17 UTC
(verse 1)
i love jesse
yes i do
he is so awesome
yes he is
la la la

(chorus)
jesse jesse jesse

(verse 2)
jesse is
one cool cat
yes he is
yes he is
doot doot doot
i love jesse
yes i do
so so much
la la la

(chorus)

(enter guitar solo)

(bridge)
peaches....
they are not green
they are sepia
i love jesse yes i do
peaches peaches peaches

(chous)
x3

(fade)

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Re: the jesse song awkwardgaloshes September 22 2005, 05:31:42 UTC
any people who were remotely interested in becoming your livejournal buddies, have now, abandoning the idea entirely, thrown up a little bit in their mouths...sickenly sweet...we are.

la la la
doot doot doot

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Re: the jesse song _wemyss_ September 22 2005, 10:29:57 UTC
words cannot express what i am feeling...so i'll call at like 6:45 before school

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