Ahh...nothing like a maiden post

[_wemyss_]

Good ol' post #1...i guess this post is obligated to proclaim my love for BJ. Hard to do, i need to show her...we'll make a video doctumentary. rated NC-17 of course. Bethany is hairy in wierd places and i have a phone stalker.

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sweet declaration...good use of word "maiden"

[awkwardgaloshes]

NC-17 for what? Grotuitous Drug use...Language?....what am I missing.

and...i guess you could be in the film...but when it came out...could you see it???? hahahaha!!!!

weird places include: in between eyebrows, toes (a bit), arm p*ts (ew), belly (which I find weird...but, whatevs), katoosh?? haha, nose hair is definately weird...

i love jesse *insert middle initial here* wemyss

[_wemyss_]

AwkwardGaloshes: jesse wemyss is always FIRST...if there was a number before 1...he'd be that
shubadadu74: wait...
shubadadu74: am i zero
AwkwardGaloshes: NO NO NO
AwkwardGaloshes: 0 not a number....really...well...wait...is it...
AwkwardGaloshes: ?
AwkwardGaloshes: i meant in terms of like first...second..third...honorable mention etc etc

sweet the bitch thinks im an unreal number...Bonus!