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You are sent to the grocery store and can purchase only 5 things. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What food item would you buy?
1. Produce: Raspberries. NOM NOM NOM.
2. Bakery: DONUTS I mean uh, sourdough.
3. Meat: Organic sausage. Probably the apple-maple kind, ho baby.
4. Frozen: God help me, probably cookie dough.
5. Dry goods: Probably either Celtic sea salt or, considering I probably wouldn't be able to find Celtic sea salt, cinnamon.
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. My purple corduroys.
2. My grey/green t-shirt that my graphic-designer friend gave me on the free.
3. My black Santa Barbara City College jacket, as it is probably the warmest thing I own at this point. If warmth weren't an issue, though, I'd go for my black/white/turquoise party dress, 'cause I can wear it with the cords or by itself.
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "Sounds like a plan."
2. "How was work (and/or school)?"
3. "Coffeeeeeeeeeeeee."
4. "What are the haps."
5. "What is this shit?" (usually while driving)
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Eat. I have tried not eating, and I definitely am an eating person.
2. Practice guitar. It's gotten to the point where I feel really weird if I can't do it every day.
3. Have some time to myself. Even just a couple minutes. Otherwise I get cranky.
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Going for a walk or run.
2. Calling someone I haven't talked to in a while.
3. Baking something nutritionally atrocious.
4. Wasting time on the internet. (I mean, what?)
5. Singing and probably playing guitar or piano.
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. TIGERS
2. ELEPHANTS
3. GORILLAS
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Oprah because I mean, she gives you stuff.
2. Crossing Over with John Edwards, because I believe that shit and I don't care what y'all got to say about it.
3. Anything made by Joss Whedon. Oh, my God, Joss Whedon.
4. The Office, mainly so I could seduce (and/or chloroform) John Krasinski.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Chocolate peanut butter.
2. Chocolate chip cookie dough.
3. Praline pecan.
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
My purse is an infinite and ever-changing space, but my wallet currently contains:
1. $26 in cash
2. Two debit cards (one from Iowa, one from California)
3. Two free passes: one to the maritime museum, one to the botanical gardens
4. Two library cards: Goleta and Iowa City
5. My collection of useless cards: an ace of spades I found on the street, a Pokemon card (Fire Soul? or something?), a Wal-Mart gift card with nothing on it, a room-key card from a hotel in Chicago
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. A musician.
2. A filmmaker.
3. An artist.
4. A writer.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Everyone doesn't hate you. No one really likes you, but that's mostly because they're stupid. You'll end up being friends with most of the people you actually like anyway.
2. Dude, get over that one guy. Do you even realize how many hot seniors you could be obsessing over instead?
3. Rebel more, it's fun.
4. But mostly: keep in touch with people after you leave school in ninth grade. Even the ones you don't like that much- if you hang out with them, you'll meet other people. If you don't, you'll spend the next three years lonely, isolated, and miserable.
All shows with humans have been banned from t.v.! What five cartoons will keep you sane for the rest of your life?
1. Family Guy (it is an addiction. A filthy, filthy addiction.)
2. American Dad
3. the Simpsons
4. Drawn Together
5. Rick and Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple In All The World
1. Produce: Raspberries. NOM NOM NOM.
2. Bakery: DONUTS I mean uh, sourdough.
3. Meat: Organic sausage. Probably the apple-maple kind, ho baby.
4. Frozen: God help me, probably cookie dough.
5. Dry goods: Probably either Celtic sea salt or, considering I probably wouldn't be able to find Celtic sea salt, cinnamon.
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. My purple corduroys.
2. My grey/green t-shirt that my graphic-designer friend gave me on the free.
3. My black Santa Barbara City College jacket, as it is probably the warmest thing I own at this point. If warmth weren't an issue, though, I'd go for my black/white/turquoise party dress, 'cause I can wear it with the cords or by itself.
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "Sounds like a plan."
2. "How was work (and/or school)?"
3. "Coffeeeeeeeeeeeee."
4. "What are the haps."
5. "What is this shit?" (usually while driving)
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Eat. I have tried not eating, and I definitely am an eating person.
2. Practice guitar. It's gotten to the point where I feel really weird if I can't do it every day.
3. Have some time to myself. Even just a couple minutes. Otherwise I get cranky.
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Going for a walk or run.
2. Calling someone I haven't talked to in a while.
3. Baking something nutritionally atrocious.
4. Wasting time on the internet. (I mean, what?)
5. Singing and probably playing guitar or piano.
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. TIGERS
2. ELEPHANTS
3. GORILLAS
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Oprah because I mean, she gives you stuff.
2. Crossing Over with John Edwards, because I believe that shit and I don't care what y'all got to say about it.
3. Anything made by Joss Whedon. Oh, my God, Joss Whedon.
4. The Office, mainly so I could seduce (and/or chloroform) John Krasinski.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Chocolate peanut butter.
2. Chocolate chip cookie dough.
3. Praline pecan.
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
My purse is an infinite and ever-changing space, but my wallet currently contains:
1. $26 in cash
2. Two debit cards (one from Iowa, one from California)
3. Two free passes: one to the maritime museum, one to the botanical gardens
4. Two library cards: Goleta and Iowa City
5. My collection of useless cards: an ace of spades I found on the street, a Pokemon card (Fire Soul? or something?), a Wal-Mart gift card with nothing on it, a room-key card from a hotel in Chicago
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. A musician.
2. A filmmaker.
3. An artist.
4. A writer.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Everyone doesn't hate you. No one really likes you, but that's mostly because they're stupid. You'll end up being friends with most of the people you actually like anyway.
2. Dude, get over that one guy. Do you even realize how many hot seniors you could be obsessing over instead?
3. Rebel more, it's fun.
4. But mostly: keep in touch with people after you leave school in ninth grade. Even the ones you don't like that much- if you hang out with them, you'll meet other people. If you don't, you'll spend the next three years lonely, isolated, and miserable.
All shows with humans have been banned from t.v.! What five cartoons will keep you sane for the rest of your life?
1. Family Guy (it is an addiction. A filthy, filthy addiction.)
2. American Dad
3. the Simpsons
4. Drawn Together
5. Rick and Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple In All The World