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[_willis_]

Fucking hell.

My paid account expires tomorrow. Guess I better get one last post in before I lose all my icons, huh?

I got accosted by some nitwit while running to the store to pick up eggplant, to make lasagna for me and my lady. Said nitwit wanted to know how I felt about Demi's sexy new ads for some thing or another

Comments

[kutcher]

plus you hang out with me all the time. i bet people think that is weird.

[_willis_]

I'd like to think that I'm mature enough to not be threatened in any way by your presence. Demi and I were in love, yeah, but that was a long time ago. Plus, you're golden to my kids, man. That earns you much in the respect department.

[kutcher]

i love your kids a lot. they're precious and they have two great parents. i just want to be apart of the family, even if i am regarded as the crazy uncle. that sounds sick to say, but i love you brucey and i'll never do anything to disrespect you.

[_willis_]

Hey, man, I know all that. Nothing but love, Ashton. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You are part of the family, Kutchie. Especially if you and Demi sprout a new member. C'mon, is she knocked up? You can tell me.

[t_collette]

I love the way you are with Demi and Ashton. Friends. How you've tried to keep things normal with them and how you are all so great with your kids. Your family is a warm, inviting place that I would love to crawl into.

[_willis_]

Of course you're welcome to. You're welcome, and wanted, anywhere that I am.

[t_collette]

I love being wanted. I want you in my life always.

[_willis_]

I'm not going anywhere.

[msfaithhill]

It's great that you have such a good relationship with Demi and Ashton. Really helps keep things less stressful and everyone happy in the long run.

[demi_m]

We should just start getting into a big fights over the weather and other pointless things in public so they have something else to say other than "omg do they really get along?"

[_willis_]

You could hit me with a toaster. Want to?

[elenasergeevna]

That's pathetic of that person. I'm glad you have a good relationship with your ex.