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[_willis_]

According to my middle daughter, there's an article, smallish, about me, and my "lifestyle" in one of the star gossip magazines this week. How I'm apparently pining away quietly for Demi

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[t_collette]

And you're near deadly when throwing apples. But that's a whole other story.

[_willis_]

I sling some mean produce.

[t_collette]

haha Is it strange that I remember that story from your childhood?

[_willis_]

We never can tell what the brain will retain.

Great. Now I'm doing Jesse Jackson. I'm getting stranger as I get older.

[demon_devon]

My dad may not know how to use firearms - but he's handy dandy with knives! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[msfaithhill]

I cannot imagine coming up to your door to pick up your daughter for a date and coming face to face with you. Regardless of what you may be like in real life, the characters you have portrayed would be intimidating enough.

[t_collette]

Mmm Spagetti O's

[mcdormand]

I'm sure you're pining away after someone else, the tabloids just haven't gotten their fingers on it yet. ;)

I can sling a mean sidearm myself, Mr. Willis.

[t_collette]

I believe he is, yes. Thank goodness for the tabbies not knowing yet.