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[_willis_]

My daughter turned 18.

Let me clarify, wiseasses, it was my oldest daughter, and no, I wasn't flirting with Lindsey Lohan at her party. I was talking to Lindsey. There's a difference. If I'm talking to a beautiful girl, and happen to have a smile on my face, I'm trying to get into her pants, apparently. I wish I had known this earlier in my

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[sullen_mullen]

just tell yourself that your kids get older a lot faster than you do.

and really work on believing it :)

[lanedianelane]

They grow up all too fast. I drank a martini tonight in your honor, and in hers.

[_willis_]

Now, when are you going to drink one in my honor with me?

[lanedianelane]

That's up to you, Bruce Willis. My schedule is rather open.

[_willis_]

Do you surf, Diane Lane?

[t_collette]

Does Rumer have an iPod yet? Probably. Hmm...

I miss the girls. Almost as much as I miss you.

[_willis_]

Ashton got her a pink one.

You know you're always welcome to visit, Toni-girl.

[t_collette]

I might do that today, then, if that's alright.

[_willis_]

Of course, honey. You still have your key?

[t_collette]

Go ahead and yell at me.