You don't know me, but I can tell you Lindsey's not a stalker. Of course no one here actually values my opinion... But he's perfectly harmless. Unless you happen on Angelus and then for my sake were going with the whole he's lethal routine. And yeah it is sort of a girl's name; actually one that's in definite consideration if one of my twins is a girl.
I'm Lilah Morgan. I work from Wolfram and Hart, as does Lindsey. People refer to us as the evil lawyers, although since Angel runs the place now we're technically lawyers for neutrality. Anyway much like Lindsey, I'm also harmless seeing as I'm hospital bound.
If we want to talk about evil stalkers though I refer you back to Angelus who has made yummy chomping noises in reference to my unborn children... I'm personally quite unsettled by it.
Uh. What's with the unknown people jumping into my journal? And since I don't know *you* either, I'm not sure I should take my word for it. My Mom raised me well you know. Okay, that's a lie, but not the point.
If you worked there *before* Angel took over, you're still technically an evil lawyer. I've heard about Wolfram and Heart before Angel took over. Not of the good at all. So I'm not sure about the harmless thing, hospital bound or not.
No need to refer me back to Angelus. I'm the one who's crammed a soul up his... Gave him a soul twice. I know *all* about Angelus, found that out first hand.
And if you're unsettled by Angelus rantings, I kinda have to wonder about your previous employment. Didn't you guys like, give away your first born?
Random people do such things when you don't lock your journal. Anyway yeah I didn't expect you to trust me, as I said no one does. Okay,... we've covered the evil name calling...Um, no I never gave up my first born. I signed my soul over, and was resurrected from the dead, but I would never give my own children to the firm. (Actually if I could do it over, I probably wouldn't have signed that contract either, but at the time I wasn't really thinking much about my soul.)I can't speak for Lindsey. Honestly for all I know he may have. He does have that whole good with children thing...so it's probable. Then again he's really defensive about mine, so I doubt it.
Lindsey isn't really a stalker. He used to work for an evil law firm. And he impersonated a dead guy so he could kill Angel. But I've never known stalking to be on his little list of attributes...
So you're back in LA, huh? I'm trying to convince Buffy that a lot of tequila is good for her soul or something for her birthday. Trying to, y'know, put all the Sunnydale crap behind us.
Wanna help me convince her? You'd be pretty funny when you're smashed, I think.
Okay then. I'll take your word for it then. Since I *know* you. He does seem kinda stalkery, but maybe that's an evil lawyer thing?
Yeah, got back a few days technically. Was kinda doing the higher plane thing.
Oh! I almost repressed forgot about that! My bad, totally. I'm with you, with all that crap we should totally have a bit party! Only not of the kaploej kinda way. But I don't drink. It's icky tasting.
Eh. Lindsey seems like a lot of things but lately? He's pretty much just Lackey Of Lilah. Talk about lacking direction.
Higher plane thing? Eww. Been there, done that. Don't you get bored?
You almost repressed? How come? And we should have a party. And then a girls night. Because as much as I love the guys? I'm in desperate need for a little girly company. *grins*
Oh the nice lady who informed me that Tara wasn't dead you mean? Yes, that so made an impact. I get the feeling that Lindsey guy and I need to talk.
Naw, I go there for witchy kinda things. Y'know? Meditate and get my magic in line. Kinda bad in a black eyes and hair kinda way if I don't. You've been to a higher plane too? Wow.
You do remember some of Buffy's birthdays right? They were all with the bad. One of them had mummies chasing us down! What guys? Heh. I know what you mean. I've been hanging around the grumpy old bear Giles for days now. I'm ready to climb the walls.
Will! I need a roommate. My old roommate, well, that's kinda the thing that I wanted to talk to you about. She basically moved out so if you would like to be roomies we so could. Or if you don't like the place we could find another place. Either way, we should talk about it if you think you'd want to mi casa es su casa.
You had a roomie *and* a place? I'm really so totally out of the loop. *sigh* What happened to your old one?
I can come over later this week and check it out. Oh, but you're not the kinda guy who leaves his laundry like all over the place right? And do those other manthings.
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Did you know Tara was *not* dead? Buffy mentioned you...Oh *god*! Tara is your old roommate?!
When I got back to town I kinda didn't have a place to stay at all. Buff was on a roadtrip and I left my address/phone book thing in Kenya. So I couldn't get a hold of you or Giles. I wrote on my journal that I needed a place to stay and Tara wrote me back.
It wasn't a planned thing at all. I was only here a couple of weeks when she split to go with this guy to Paris. I've heard through the grapevine that she isn't coming back. It's really weird Will, all her stuff is still here and everything.
I am kinda feeling really with the left out over Buff's birthday, but I guess I'll get over it.
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I am man-like (thank you for that btw) and do man-like things but I usually keep the clothes all over the place thing in the bedroom.
Yeah, okay. Well, I was meditating on a higher plane. But dammit, she was back and she didn't even come to see me? I-I... well you know what I did for her.
Okay, breathe, I'm fine. This'll be just dandy. And please, could you get her things out before I get there? No! Wait, don't. Or maybe you should. I don't know!
Xander, Buffy's birthday is a girls thing. Get over it, go get drunk with the guys. Giles can use a pick me up kinda thing.
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Okay, good. You can do your manly man things in your bedroom then. See how things work out!
Fear not, and all that. I swear I'm not a stalker. I used to be paid to keep tabs on the mystical heavy-hitters in the area. You know you pretty much dominate the Top Ten list around here, right?
//Willow only//
Listen ... about Tara. You didn't need to find out like that and having experienced the whole 'loved one suddenly back from the dead' shock recently myself, I'm sincerely sorry.
I doubt she's going to be thrilled if I manage to track her down, but I can tell you where she probably is. She'll want to talk to you, believe me. You were the first one she asked about when we brought... my point is, just say the word, and I can help you find her.
Since both Cordelia and Angel told me you're kinda okay, I guess you're kinda okay. Just don't go around mentioning things casually, that's really freaky.
Top ten of what? Mystical heavy-hitters? I guess I musta at one point or another.
//Lindsey only//
I'm still in shock more or less. It would have been nicer to hear it from one of my friends but, okay. And is your girlfriend always like this? I really thought you were the father of her children, cause she kept going on about you, sorry.
No, I-I I don't think that's wise. Thank you, but no. I've been back for a bit and she's a witch. If *anyone* would know where and how to find me, it's her and she didn't. I guess that states things clearly, don't you?
I guess-I guess she's what I did for her and...ran. Can't say I blame her, I'll never be able to forgive myself, so...I understand.
So thanks anyway, best leave her be. Even if it hurts
Angel said I was 'kinda okay'? Isn't that one of the first signs of the Apocalypse? Got it. No casual mentioning. And I'll try to keep the 'freaky' to a minimum, huh?
Got it in one. See, if I were you, I'd probably be bragging more. *grin*
//Willow only//
I understand that. Everyone's just a little caught up in everything around here right now. Things slip out. And, wow, no, definitely not Lilah's boyfriend. More of a ... bodyguard at the moment, really.
Just holler if I'm toeing the line here, but I'm not sure you're right about that. See, I've got this theory. About a thrall.
Well ... okay, you're not going to like this, but my firm was responsible for bringing her back. Among a lot of other people. She was really scared at first ... like I said, asking about you a lot. (Which just serves as further evidence for my thrall theory.) I guess maybe it was a survival thing, you know? We both just needed ... somebody who cared. *sad smile*
Uh, yeah? You and he not friends, I take it? And not casually would be muchly appreciated.
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Seems to be the case huh? I feel like I'm reading a book and totally missing out on the plot, y'know? And I'm sorry I thought you were Miss Morgan's partner, but the way she was rambling on about you and her babies in the same breath... well...
Thrall?
Oh, you-you. Okay, not of the good. I know all about bringing people back from the dead. Comes with a price to pay, y'see? I'm glad she had at least someone who cared...cares.
Yeah, okay. Since both you and Cordy say so, I'm just gonna have to believe you both. It's just...freaky, y'know? Especially in the light of the news I found out about him.
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I'm Lilah Morgan. I work from Wolfram and Hart, as does Lindsey. People refer to us as the evil lawyers, although since Angel runs the place now we're technically lawyers for neutrality. Anyway much like Lindsey, I'm also harmless seeing as I'm hospital bound.
If we want to talk about evil stalkers though I refer you back to Angelus who has made yummy chomping noises in reference to my unborn children... I'm personally quite unsettled by it.
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If you worked there *before* Angel took over, you're still technically an evil lawyer. I've heard about Wolfram and Heart before Angel took over. Not of the good at all. So I'm not sure about the harmless thing, hospital bound or not.
No need to refer me back to Angelus. I'm the one who's crammed a soul up his... Gave him a soul twice. I know *all* about Angelus, found that out first hand.
And if you're unsettled by Angelus rantings, I kinda have to wonder about your previous employment. Didn't you guys like, give away your first born?
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You didn't? Huh. Weird, thought that was kinda mandatory.
Did I say anywhere that you were talking for this Lindsey person? ::Is confused::
Don't know you, but I'm guessing congrats are in order? Seems like the polite thing to do.
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So you're back in LA, huh? I'm trying to convince Buffy that a lot of tequila is good for her soul or something for her birthday. Trying to, y'know, put all the Sunnydale crap behind us.
Wanna help me convince her? You'd be pretty funny when you're smashed, I think.
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Yeah, got back a few days technically. Was kinda doing the higher plane thing.
Oh! I almost repressed forgot about that! My bad, totally. I'm with you, with all that crap we should totally have a bit party! Only not of the kaploej kinda way. But I don't drink. It's icky tasting.
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Higher plane thing? Eww. Been there, done that. Don't you get bored?
You almost repressed? How come? And we should have a party. And then a girls night. Because as much as I love the guys? I'm in desperate need for a little girly company. *grins*
Bet I can find one that doesn't taste icky.
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Naw, I go there for witchy kinda things. Y'know? Meditate and get my magic in line. Kinda bad in a black eyes and hair kinda way if I don't. You've been to a higher plane too? Wow.
You do remember some of Buffy's birthdays right? They were all with the bad. One of them had mummies chasing us down! What guys? Heh. I know what you mean. I've been hanging around the grumpy old bear Giles for days now. I'm ready to climb the walls.
So does. It's really ickifying stuff.
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I can come over later this week and check it out. Oh, but you're not the kinda guy who leaves his laundry like all over the place right? And do those other manthings.
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Did you know Tara was *not* dead? Buffy mentioned you...Oh *god*! Tara is your old roommate?!
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When I got back to town I kinda didn't have a place to stay at all. Buff was on a roadtrip and I left my address/phone book thing in Kenya. So I couldn't get a hold of you or Giles. I wrote on my journal that I needed a place to stay and Tara wrote me back.
It wasn't a planned thing at all. I was only here a couple of weeks when she split to go with this guy to Paris. I've heard through the grapevine that she isn't coming back. It's really weird Will, all her stuff is still here and everything.
I am kinda feeling really with the left out over Buff's birthday, but I guess I'll get over it.
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I am man-like (thank you for that btw) and do man-like things but I usually keep the clothes all over the place thing in the bedroom.
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Yeah, okay. Well, I was meditating on a higher plane. But dammit, she was back and she didn't even come to see me? I-I... well you know what I did for her.
Okay, breathe, I'm fine. This'll be just dandy. And please, could you get her things out before I get there? No! Wait, don't. Or maybe you should. I don't know!
Xander, Buffy's birthday is a girls thing. Get over it, go get drunk with the guys. Giles can use a pick me up kinda thing.
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Okay, good. You can do your manly man things in your bedroom then. See how things work out!
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//Willow only//
Listen ... about Tara. You didn't need to find out like that and having experienced the whole 'loved one suddenly back from the dead' shock recently myself, I'm sincerely sorry.
I doubt she's going to be thrilled if I manage to track her down, but I can tell you where she probably is. She'll want to talk to you, believe me. You were the first one she asked about when we brought... my point is, just say the word, and I can help you find her.
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Top ten of what? Mystical heavy-hitters? I guess I musta at one point or another.
//Lindsey only//
I'm still in shock more or less. It would have been nicer to hear it from one of my friends but, okay. And is your girlfriend always like this? I really thought you were the father of her children, cause she kept going on about you, sorry.
No, I-I I don't think that's wise. Thank you, but no. I've been back for a bit and she's a witch. If *anyone* would know where and how to find me, it's her and she didn't. I guess that states things clearly, don't you?
I guess-I guess she's what I did for her and...ran. Can't say I blame her, I'll never be able to forgive myself, so...I understand.
So thanks anyway, best leave her be. Even if it hurts
How did you two wind up togetherish anyway?
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Got it in one. See, if I were you, I'd probably be bragging more. *grin*
//Willow only//
I understand that. Everyone's just a little caught up in everything around here right now. Things slip out. And, wow, no, definitely not Lilah's boyfriend. More of a ... bodyguard at the moment, really.
Just holler if I'm toeing the line here, but I'm not sure you're right about that. See, I've got this theory. About a thrall.
Well ... okay, you're not going to like this, but my firm was responsible for bringing her back. Among a lot of other people. She was really scared at first ... like I said, asking about you a lot. (Which just serves as further evidence for my thrall theory.) I guess maybe it was a survival thing, you know? We both just needed ... somebody who cared. *sad smile*
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//Lindsey only//
Seems to be the case huh? I feel like I'm reading a book and totally missing out on the plot, y'know? And I'm sorry I thought you were Miss Morgan's partner, but the way she was rambling on about you and her babies in the same breath... well...
Thrall?
Oh, you-you. Okay, not of the good. I know all about bringing people back from the dead. Comes with a price to pay, y'see? I'm glad she had at least someone who cared...cares.
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