What?!

[_wilmer_]

OK, I have no clue what in the world is going on but it's not good. Papá just called me and said that mama went shopping about three hours ago, but she never came back. So in other words, she's missing. I'm a nervous wreck. I have no clue what to do... She couldn't have gone far, right?

Oh mi dios...

EDIT: 10 minutes into my search, I get a call

Comments

[ben_ziff]

I ate her.

Sorry, I'm just in a humorous mood today, disregard that comment. lmao. Hope you find your momma. I'm sure she's fine! :D

[_conan_]

You BASTARD! *beats Ben with a popsicle stick* Bet that hurt, huh? You deserve it! Muahaha!

I'll make it decaf from now on.

Don't worry about it, Wil. Your mom probably just walked into a store with a platinum credit card and saw 8323897 pairs of really nice shoes. *Grins*

[_wilmer_]

Close enough. She called from a Pizza Hut screaming at me in broken English. *cracks up*

[carmen_r_]

Mom's just trying to keep you on your toes :P