My Ortho Appointment:

Ortho Man: Did you wear this retainer?
Me: Yes.
Ortho Man: All week?
Me: Yes.
Ortho Man: Even though you thought it was disgusting?
Me: Yes.
Ortho Man: Even though you didn't want to?
Me: Yes.
Ortho Man: ...
Me: ...
Ortho Man: ...
Me: ...
Ortho Man: ...You didn't wear it all did you?
Me: Not one wit, sir.

I'm such a dork.

Tybalt: *stabs Mercutio*
Mercutio: AHH! *falters*
Audience: *gasps*
Mercutio: AHA! *draws sword ready again*
Romeo: *confused* Gentle Mercutio, art thou not hurt?
Mercutio: Merely a scratch, Good Romeo! *continues fighting with Tybalt*
Everyone: *completely confused*
Woman in Audience: No, no, that's not how it's supposed to go. He's suppose to ( Read more... )

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and
organized. Likes to
point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize.
Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk
well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic.
Concerned and detailed.
Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very
confident. Sensitive.
Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and
knowledgeable ( Read more... )

-Emily stares at Soames for a while-
Soames: What is it?
Emily: I'm thinking the last time I saw that expression on your face...you were Val's age.
Soames: Oh, Mother...
Emily: You pestered us for months for that kitten. What was it? Six weeks old? You dressed it like a doll. Fed it 'till it was sick. Smothered it!
Soames: I loved it.
Emily: ( Read more... )

Class

Whatever happened to fair dealing ( Read more... )

I just got home. Thirty minutes ago. You know why? My bus was late. But get this. I didn't ever go on my regular bus.

I RODE THE SHORT BUS.

YES, YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY.

I RODE THE RETARDED BUS HOME.

TOP THAT BIZNATCHES!

Jolly: You stay away from Holly, you hear?!
Val: Only if she tells me to.
Jolly: Holly?
Holly: *silent*
Val: There's your answer.
Jolly: Just stay away from her!
Val: I love her.
Jolly: Prove it.
Val: She knows it.
Jolly: Alright, but does she love you? Prove that and I'll walk her down the aisle myself!
Val: *looks at Holly*
Holly: *smiling*
Val: ( Read more... )