"You're everything, Taylor. Like fuck.. "insert anything'<- - You're it." lol

[_x_disenchanted]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Taylor!

1. Taylor can use only about ten percent of her brain!
2. The condom - originally made from Taylor - was invented in the early 1500s.
3. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Taylor every year.
4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Taylor to reach the earth's core!
5. The first Taylor was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Taylor.
7. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Taylor!
8. Taylor is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Taylor would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
10. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Taylor!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tay!

1. Finding Tay on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
2. Ostriches stick their heads in Tay not to hide but to look for water.
3. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Tay is 10:1.
4. The porpoise is second to Tay as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
5. Tay can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
6. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Tay.
7. Tay can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
8. Baby swans are called Tay.
9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Tay!
10. Lightning strikes Tay over seven times every hour.

Either way, I sound like a slut.
Unless you’re not sexually minded, maybe.. lol