If the last person you kissed was in the hospital on life support, how would you feel?
What a ridiculous question.
Have you ever tried to break someone up?
Nope.
Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything?
Everyone and everything.
Have you ever been called Prince/Princess?
MY DADDY CALLS ME PRINCESS!
Actually, no.
When was the last time you slept at someone elses house?
Monday night I stayed at Cassie & Matt's.
Are you a bad influence?
Pretty much.
When was the last time you went shopping?
Uhh I guess last Friday.
How many texts are currently in your inbox?
I don't remember.
It's a tracfone, so not a lot.
What's bothering you right now?
The fact that I have to leave for work in about 20 minutes.
Besides this, what are you doing right now?
Absolutely nothing.
Do you plan on falling in love this year?
You can't really plan to fall in love.
Would you ever get a tattoo?
I already have one.
Do you plan on moving out within the next year or two?
Fuck yes.
Do you get nervous before going to doctor appointments?
I only get nervous around people I like.
In one word, how do you feel right now?
Confused as to why my hand is still asleep.
Whose voice do you currently hear?
Chris Bell
Let's say you have a thousand dollars. What do you do with it?
Put that shit in a savings account for my apartment when I move out in a few months.
Have you ever been with someone and thought "this is the person I want to be with forever"?
Not really.
Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I always wear some form of pajamas.
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Yeah, she's my sister.
What do you normally do when you've had a really bad day?
Bitch to everyone I possible can about it.
If someone is doing something that upsets you, do you tell them?
Yeah.
Do you wish you never dated someone you dated?
Sometimes.
Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
Yeah.
Do you get depressed about things easily?
I wish I didn't.
Have you ever had feelings for someone and then realized you didn't?
Hahahaha.
Yeah.
Was this New Year's enjoyable?
Oh yes.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Working.
Have you ever kissed under the fireworks?
Nope.
Will you have a Valentine this year?
Not officially.
Can you easily tell if someone's fake?
Yeah.
Have you ever slept in the same bed with someone you've had feelings for?
Mmhmm.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Not everyone.
Who made you mad today?
I haven't seen anyone yet.
Are you wrapped in a blanket?
Nope.
What was the last thing you ate?
A yogurt.
Could you go the rest of your life without drinking any alcohol?
Probably not.
Do you always answer your phone?
Unless I'm sleeping, then sometimes I don't.
How's your temper?
Better than most people's.
Do you currently have a hickey?
Nope.
Have you ever kissed anyone eighteen or older?
I don't generally make out with minors, so yeah.
Have you spoken to your Mother today?
That would be quite impossible.
Is your cell phone fully charged?
I don't think so.
Small or big dogs?
The biggest small dog.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I hope not.
What color is your hair?
A variety.
Is there someone you wish you could be spending your time with right now?
Mmhmm.
Do you plan on moving within the next year?
Hell yes.
Do you think making out is slutty?
Not really.
Do you wait until you've completely finished a certain makeup product before you buy a new one?
I don't use makeup.
Do you own any Japanese cosmetics?
No, but that would be pretty cool.
Which search engine do you use more often?
Google is the only search engine.
Is your favorite bird a peacock?
PENGUINS!
Have you ever scratched a pimple until it bled?
Probably.
Do you own a real fur coat?
EWW NO!
Have you been to the movies in the last five days?
It was a little over 5 days ago.
Last food you ate?
A fucking yogurt, that was like 5 questions ago, asshole.
How much sex have you had in the past week?
None.
Ready for kids?
No.
What's 1 thing you do when you're mad?
Ignore people.
Ever been called a bitch?
All the time.
Do you like where you live?
Never.
How's your ex?
Pregnant.
How often do you lose your voice?
Never.
How many kids do you want?
1
How's your sister?
Fine.
Does anyone like you?
Everyone likes me.
Are you a good babysitter?
Excellent.
Do you have a job?
Yes, and I have to be there in 45 minutes.
Who was the last person to make you smile?
Matt and Cassie.
Are you LEGALLY able to drive?
God, I hope so.
Otherwise, I'm in big trouble.
Ever thrown up in a car?
Never.
How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life?
I don't have a top friends list.
When's the next time you'll see your closest friend?
Not for a long time.
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Yes.
Who is your favorite person to have long conversations with?
Tiffany.
Is anyone over protective over you?
Yes.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
That's up to her.
When is the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
Fuck you.
Do you trust all of your friends?
Yes, otherwise I wouldn't be friends with them.
Are you any good at math?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Not at this particular moment in time.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY ENTIRE ARM ASLEEP?!
Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
Yeah, I have some friends that I will be with forever.
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
Pretty sure she's not.
Your enemy is at your doorstep begging for forgiveness, what would you do?
I don't have any enemies anymore.
Oh wait, yes I do.
I would probably curb stomp him.
What are you currently listening to?
Ottoman \\ Vampire Weekend
How did you and your number one become friends?
STFU
Where is your phone?
My house phone is right next to me on it's base.
My tracfone is in my pocket.
Last time you felt bad about something?
Umm...I don't usually do things I feel bad about.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
My stalker.
When you take a drink of something, do you hold your pinky up?
wtf no.
Do you miss your past?
Parts of it.
Do you ever think "what if"?
All the time.
Are you happy with the way things are going?
Parts of it.
Do you mind sleeping on the floor?
I hate it.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Probably not, but that's up to her.
Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
I love Matt!
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Cassie.
Do you crack your knuckles?
All the time.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
GAYS CAN'T GET MARRIED IN THE USA ASSHOLE!
Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
That's the whole point.
Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
Haha, nope.
Could you last in a relationship for 3 months?
I have before.
This time last year, what was your love life like?
Non-existent.
Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone?
Right at this moment in time.
What are your LEGAL initials?
AKC.
Like the American Kennel Club.
Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy?
Umm, probably a few people.
Where is the person you miss the most right now?
In jail.
What color is your iPod?
Black.
Phone?
Black and grey.
What did you do today?
Woke up, took a shower, got dressed, checked my bookmarks, and now this survey.
Okay.
Gotta finish getting ready and go to work now.
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