I Used a Strap On!

[_xaipe_]

The other night I burned the bejeezus out of my wrist shortly before I planned on going to bed.  Because I couldn't find anything else that would stay cool against my skin long enough for me to get to sleep, I ended up strapping a cucumber to my wrist and passing out.

Betchya that's not what you were expecting to hear, eh?

Comments

[pr_spin_girl]

I'm glad to see you haven't debased yourself to the point you're using cucumebers for...other things... :p

[jenaflynn]

Uh, no well that's not what I expected to hear (Well, read actually.)
Usually cucumber is best in Hummus or as part of a salad. Or on Shish-kebobs.

[wildspirit666]

hehe!!