But you keep bothering, which says a lot more about you than me.

What, did someone beat you up? For being queer or being a mutant? (And these are the people who you want to defend.)

Just tell me who they are so I can go kill them, right? No-one else gets to beat up on you but me.

John.

You're such a dick, Allerdyce. I should've known not to bother ( Read more... )

No, seriously. The Apple iTunes Music Store is a great thing, and I still have a credit card from You Know Who. You'd think they would have cancelled it by now, or something ( Read more... )

So, I wasn't sure if you had any music to load on it, but I guess you probably just started going on a downloading frenzy as soon as I left, huh ( Read more... )

Man, these new iPods look nifty. I want to get me one of them. (Not because I can shove porn on it, you douchebag ( Read more... )

The mansion has a lot of great literature. Ask the prof to have some sent down to you ( Read more... )

I'm bored.

What's a ficus plant? Just so I know when I need to piss.

I'm really bored.

John.

PS. You tried to fucking touch me, nancy boy. Plus you're obsessed about how I kiss.

If you hadn't run off to join the Evil Circus, you wouldn't be locked up, idiot.  It's a school, the Professor can't have some maniac with delusions of mediocrity running around pissing on the ficus plants, or setting them on fire, or both.  You're here for your own safety, and that's all I can tell you.  The rest is classified information ( Read more... )

Although this is a shiny laptop you've given me. I guess that's to make up for the 'being held against my will' part of the tour ( Read more... )

You're asking me WHAT?

I should have known you were a fucking queer, pretty boy.

Allerdyce.