Much Easier Assignment

[_y0ur_m0m__]

Tell a silly joke.

I'll start:

How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four: one to change the bulb, three to sit around and reminisce about how much better the old bulb was.

Comments

[aves_corax]

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"

[_y0ur_m0m__]

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. "Oh, don't mind me, I'll sit in the dark..."

[aves_corax]

Sounds about right.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[lorax_lovin]

Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?
It really scares the dog.

[lazy_sunshine]

hehehe

i like the second one :)

[lorax_lovin]

My abnormal psychology teacher starts off every class with a joke, these are compliments of last night's lecture.