My Turn! My Turn! I want a turn!

Aug 23, 2006 09:14

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aves_corax August 23 2006, 16:46:39 UTC
You have a nice pair of daughters. You'll have to guess which two.

You make me swear less.

You should replace our RA.

Someday I will actually see your house.

You + me = madcap adventures.

If I saw you now I'd probably be getting hugged right about now.

I would build a robot just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my favorite Mulford. Well, ok, whichever one's handy, really.

If I could sing you any song it would be "I Feel Pretty".

We could tell Chuck Norris jokes under the stars.

Love,
Mike

(P.S. I actually like all of your kids. Honest.)

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lazy_sunshine August 24 2006, 14:19:18 UTC
Dear Mama...

You have a nice soul.

You make me feel much safer, happier, and taller.

You should come hang out with us!

Someday I will drag you onto Oprah's talk show with me and say, "This is the woman who inspired me!"

You + me = very similar, I think.

If I saw you now I'd curl up on your lap and cry a little, but then my eyes would sting, so I'd stop and we'd just talk and laugh.

I would build a perfect book just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my dedication page.

If I could sing you any song it would be that one Irish song that I can't spell the name of, but it's about a babby!

We could laugh, dance, and sing under the stars.

Love,
Ali-Soap

(P.S. I love you akids!)

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Mommuh alphagato August 28 2006, 04:04:03 UTC
Dear Mom...

You have a nice way of behaving yourself when you really want to say something mean, but don't.

You make me behave when I try not to.

You should forget the times I've embarrassed you in public.

Someday I will stop leaving dirty dishes in your sink.

You+Me= Mega Sexiness!

If I saw you now I'd wonder how you got into my boyfriend's bedroom!

I would build a house just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my brother.

If I could sing you any song it would be quietly.

We could go snipe hunting under the stars.

Love,
Catherine

(P.S. I love you!)

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anonymous September 26 2006, 21:09:21 UTC
I'd like it to be known that I was asked to reply to this, but not in the way that means I wouldn't have replied to it otherwise. In some other way.

You have a nice smile.

You make me aspire.

You should.

Someday I will dedicate something to you.

You + me = X.

If I saw you now I'd make you Watergate salad.

I would build a snowman just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my snowman.

If I could sing you any song it would be Let's build a Snowman.

We could come out from under the stars.

Love,
Donny

(P.S. stands for Post Scriptum. As if you didn't already know that)

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