Yeah man!

Jun 06, 2005 20:32

Dude, I so totally cannot wait for the competition next week. I'm ripped for this in a big way. It could be my shot at something more pro, if I don't screw up. I'd ask Alex to go, but I'd probably screw up in front of her, so it'll probably just be Sammy and Arianna... and The Snowflake, if she actually feels like going ( Read more... )

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less_than_prfct June 7 2005, 00:58:53 UTC
Here he comes. What a dumbass. What could Alex possibly like about this guy? He's a moron. On top of that, he's a slob. What the hell. I just don't see it.

"AJ, right?"

Fucking right.

"Yeah. Didn't think you'd remember." Why should he? Just because he's seeing my ex-girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean he can be assed to remember who had her previously.

"So, I heard something really interesting just a little while ago."

He can thank Arianna for this one.

"What the hell made you think you could fuck around with my girlfriend?"

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seriously__dude June 7 2005, 01:14:26 UTC
"Yeah. Didn't think you'd remember."

"Sure dude, why wouldn't I?" Okay, keep calm, even though he totally looks like he wants to tear you apart, and you really totally just wanna throw him out.

Dude, he makes on swing, I will so totally do everything possible to just totally obliterate this guy. I don't even care if I win, just as long as I can kick his ass as best I could.

"So, I heard something really interesting just a little while ago. What the hell made you think you could fuck around with my girlfriend?"

"Dude, last I checked, you guys broke up." I'm way calm right now. Too calm. And so totally pissed with the way he's talking about Alex like she's a piece of property. But other than that, I am the calmer than calm dude.

"So, here, it isn't really fucking around. It's more a matter of, you're not dating her anymore. And since you totally don't own her, it's not your issue."

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less_than_prfct June 7 2005, 01:27:41 UTC
"Dude, last I checked, you guys broke up."

"We're on a break," I corrected him. Let's just overlook the whole infidelity issue for now. The point is that yes, I broke up with Alex, but she's not supposed to be over it so quickly, and I did use the words "take a break" when I did the deed. "Who says we're not planning on getting back together?"

He's probably not buying this. I'm not so sure I'm buying it, but damn it, I'm pissed. Someone has to take the heat for this. Might as well be the guy who's apparently the reason Alex isn't taking my calls.

"So, here, it isn't really fucking around. It's more a matter of, you're not dating her anymore. And since you totally don't own her, it's not your issue."

"Oh, it is so my issue. This is bullshit. I told her we were taking a break. We never talked about seeing other people." Forget the part where I already was seeing someone else at the time, okay? That's not the point here.

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seriously__dude June 7 2005, 01:36:02 UTC
"We're on a break,"

"No dude, you were on a 'break up'." Aern't these guys supposed to be the smart ones? Everyone who said a complete sentence that didn't involve cursing this guy's name all out, said 'break up'.

Dude probably thinks he could have just walked back into her life whenever or something. Which, I've kinda done, but always when I was welcome and shit like that. This guy? Totally isn't.

"Oh, it is so my issue. This is bullshit. I told her we were taking a break. We never talked about seeing other people.""I think the bullshit here is the denial you're in dude. It's over. She's over you. I don't know what you thought you said to Alex, but since you totally wrecked her, I think it'd be better if you just backed off her ( ... )

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