go to google.com and type in miserable failure and click i'm feeling lucky. hah. what a riot.

alas, i was NOT Ahnold in the xmas skit as i thought i would be ( Read more... )

i stayed home sick yesterday.
looks like i'm sitting this one out too.
someone come over, tuck me in,
and read me a bedtime story.

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woohoo! i got a part in the murder mystery dinner theatre!! GO ME!
and lemme tell you, practice does make perfect.
i rehearsed that piece a good 20+ times with keghan.
yet, some who didnt even bother to rehearse 'til five minutes before their audition recieved a part as well.
o man o man. i cant wait for this. it is going to be way fun.

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im sitting here in third period, wanting so bad to fart ( Read more... )

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i need to get my mind off of her.
masterbating didnt do the trick.
someone...please.....help!

i'm off to learn my audition part for the murder mystery dinner theatre.
(i should have been at this all weekend. i'm so lazy.)

thanksgiving was bleh ( Read more... )