me and leigh need a roomate in philly. if you want to move to philly, get at me.

i've ruined my life by getting tattooed behind my ear.

my life is so simple, i love it.
i decided to get my roses recolored last night. they're all red and pink now instead of gay lifesaver colored.
i'm going back today do to the other side.
and next week after 3 months i am going to get my arm colored + maybe start on another piece.
beautiful.

why must it be this way ( Read more... )

my weekend was unacceptable, and i loved every minute of it.

Sometimes everything just makes sense. For example, your eyes meet over the copy machine and you just know. Wow, how do you find out who they are? Wait -- is that their master copy in the machine?

whoever is writing my horoscopes is also a writer for seventeen magazine, apparently.

today is a day that will live in infamy;
i'm wearing a skirt, a tanktop and sandals.
scary.

i am getting a new car this weekend.
i don't know what kind, but i'm getting one.

my horoscope for today:

Everything is going your way today. Including the cutie from the pet supply store. Instead of asking advice about your imaginary aquarium like you usually do, why not ask them out?

HAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH
does that mean i'm gonna get a puppy?

does anyone know how to make my cheeks not so chubby? i feel like a bassett hound with jowls.
let me know!