on cowboys and robbers

[_young_liars]

so my weekend job is at a bar/restaurant. (so is my weekday job, but that's a different story) i work in the bar, and we have a lot of bar-only patrons but it is also a nice restaurant, so there is a weird sort of split between people out for a nice dinner and people looking to get schnockered

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Re: I AM COMING TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AT YR BAR IMMEDIATELY

[_young_liars]

he is soooo sam elliot that i get all tummy achey when he comes in. how embarrassing!

[flightviolation]

woah these are some crazy advenchars! i'm frm living in texas n i have rarely seen men yell at women the way you described. never calling names like that. but i have seen scaray army men.
gosh lady, i'm glad yr in one piece! i would have come to help you NO DOUBT, n that pesses me off that no one did.

[_young_liars]

no, the texas/cowboy part just makes me think of carrying gun, not being a jerk.

in fact, i'd assume that most texan men talk to ladies real nice like. like sam elliot would.

[doctortina]

sam elliot is my drop-my-husband-and-the-baby-in-a-heartbeat man. Serious moistness.

Sam Elliot + crazy math genius = ever more moistness!

[_young_liars]

for reals. i get all melty-smiley when i think of sam elliot.

[lazip]

Good to hear from you!! This crazy yelling man needs a boot up the ass, now. I'm glad the busboy brigade seems to have him in hand. I can't believe your boss is such a chicken-shit.

The image of K running out of your apartment with a fork is enough to keep me laughing for a week. Gallant bastard, armed with tined utensil-- thieves beware!

good to be heard.

[_young_liars]

HA! can you imagine? what did he think he was gonna do, fork this guy up?!?!*

* i apologize for the atrocious pun. i'll never do that again.

Re: "grabs a fork"

[_young_liars]

nope, salad fork.