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HI, I'M ALYSSA. I HAVE NO FRIENDS. I HAVE NO HAIR EITHER! OH WELL! MY MOMMY TELLS ME I'M FINE WITHOUT IT. I LOVE HER. SHE MAKES THE BEST SPINICH CASSEROLE, EVER! IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS, I'M SURE THEY'D LIKE IT. YES, IT IS TRUE. I HAVE CLOWN FEET. AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY MY SHOELACES ARE UNTIED, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TIE THEM. I WOULD ASK MY MOMMY, BUT I WANT HER TO THINK I'M A BIG GIRL AND THAT I DON'T WEAR MY PULL-UPS ANYMORE. SO LET'S JUST NOT TELL HER. YES, THOSE THINGS ON MY FACE ARE INDEED PIMPLES. I HAVE A BAD CASE OF ACNE. IT'S SO BAD, THAT THERE'S NO CURE FOR IT. OH WELL. I HAVE WEIRD LUMPS ON MY LEGS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. AND THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE IS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR THE MALE PART. MAYBE THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. OH WELL! I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ARMS. THEYRE JUST LIKE THAT. ALL SQUIGGLY AND DEFORMED. OH WELL! I HAVE GLASSES THAT COVER UP MY WHOLE FACE, TOO. MY MOMMY SAYS THEY MAKE ME LOOK SEXY. I HOPE SO. I SPIT WHEN I TALK. MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE LISP. I HAVE ONE TRIANGLE EYE AND ONE SQUARE EYE. OH, AND A OVAL NOSE. I LIVE IN A WEIRD ROOM. I DECORATED IT MYSELF. DON'T YOU LOVE IT?! AND SPEAKING OF MY ROOM, THOSE THINGS ON MY DESK ARE BOOKS. I LOVE TO READ. I READ EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY. PERSONALLY, I THINK MY OVAL SHAPED FACE IS QUITE ATTRACTIVE. DON'T YOU? MOMMY SAYS ONE DAY I'LL LOOK NORMAL AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE. BOY, I HOPE SHE'S RIGHT.
lmao, oh wow, mine && Jamie's conversations = amazing.
ahaha, i love you Jamie.<3