Sometimes I don't think clearly, and I apologize.

xoxo

Emotions are tricky ( Read more... )

"Rick you stinker"
Bang - Stab you're dead
Dirty girls, look at them go
Kyle's crazy antenna hat thingy
"Who wants a body massage"?
"Look, its natural glass"
Ovarie sex?
Janna banana and her lesbian coat of many colors
frozen car like a popsicle

i was up above it

Kyle makes me smile

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// Pia, Jordan, Ryan, my mom and me... all sitting in the living room.... listening to Sam sing //

"silent night... hold me tight... HOLD ME GOOD, HOLD ME RIGHT"

Sam is my nephew. He is 6. And apparently he has made up new lyrics to all the classic Christmas songs. All of which have "adult" themes... I told him his songs could make a lot of ( Read more... )

I love commercialized holidays that celebrate the carnage of trees.
Merry X-MAS EVE

- kyle made me delicious vegan cookies -

purple junk in my hair,
windex swirling in the air
I got a job - hip hip hooray,
... saw Erika Monroe at Starbucks today...
pee in a plastic cup,
kinkos sure did suck
stopped by Alexi's,
drank some diet lemon pepsi